man: yeah sure u can trust me.
girl: do u drink? because i dont lyk drunkards.
man: yes i drink.. but occasionally..
girl: occasions lyk??
man: church weddings,traditional weddings, birthdays, graduations, burial, party, bash, elections, baptisms, festivals, meetings, Christmas, new year, good Friday , Pentecost day, easter, Independence day, workers day, anniversaries, dates, fathers day, and lastly mothers day..

girl:

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