If you can make a girl laugh you will not only keep her attention on you but that attention will be joyous and positive. When a woman is laughing she is not thinking about your motives or even how you dress, she is thinking about what a good time she is having with Y-O-U. As A sexologist: I can tell you how to act silly or be jocular to get her attention but it is really more about "SENSE OF HUMOR" that defines our comical genius. My particular comical genius is SARCASM. Many guys use QUIPS or COMEBACKS but those are too reliant on the humor of others to produce any originality that could be used in her presence alone.Sarcasm is TRUTH based humor that usually CONNECTS people by experience. If you don't know how to be sarcastic correctly you will sound SYNICAL and ANGRY so make sure you understand the first rule of making ANYONE laugh is... TIMING. 1.Timing is everything and when you are in a bar or nightclub there is almost an "anything goes" attitude anyway. Here is a FAVORITE move at the bar - bar none… get it… at the bar, bar none… anyway. you enter the scene and order a drink but don't sit down. If u see a hot chick or two at the bar wait until u see a guy approach them to hit on them. As soon as this goes down u walk over and stand right next to all of them (the girls don't notice until you are right up on them because the guys are distracting them). As u stand there watch their "game" go down and it makes them a little nervous*. When they strike out just stand or sit down right were the guys were and face the other way. The girls will inherently start talking about the "strike out squad" - opening the door for u to make some sarcastic comments to follow.
2. Shortcut Humor is the shortcut to attraction - if a girl is "on the fence" about whether she wants to sleep with you or not the tipping point will come if you can make her laugh. Humor is comforting and consuming. When people are laughing they have there guard down and don't think about the superficial things that has kept them single or picky to begin with. When women laugh they are so at ease that this is truly the moment when "looks" don't matter. Look at Woody Allen - he was married to Mia Farrow in her prime. Now she is not that hot but she is hella hotter than what Woody deserves by his looks. His comic genius being NEUROTIC and that behavior is hypnotizing to some women - especially smart ones. YES IT IS TRUE! Women need to be stimulated mentally and humor is greater to them than any book or play or TV show or even cooking a lavish meal. So if you can hit that nerve then you will have her ATTENTION. Attention from a female is the number one thing she can give you.
3. YOU Your comic genius is YOUR comic genius and you can not mimic that of others. Find your comic voice and then play the NUMBERS GAME. Some chicks will think you are funny and some won't so be sure to LISTEN to the feedback because that will shape your comic voices. If two chicks tell you that the joke you told about the farmer and the Jew was not funny then…it's not funny, don't tell it a third time. Don't try to be something you are not…if someone laughs at something you said - remember it might have been "HOW YOU SAID IT" as much as what you said.
4. Now... Shut Up! There is a time to be funny and a time not to be funny. There is a time to talk and time to be quiet. Don't be the "talk of the town" or the "town clown" because you don't want a reputation for being nothing other than a wise-cracking-loudmouth. You want to be known as a savvy guy who gets some action. Some remember NOT to be the old phrase, "All talk and no action". Once you get her laughing and you think she is hot and bothered and ready for your sex then do what any other red-blooded man would do.
log on to Sophiebaby.com and find out how to close the deal. Ha-HA you thought I was going to tell you how to screw her? Look at them now you are making me laugh!
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 8-06-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
sophiebaby at 8-06-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Too long a thing.. But make sure u take ur tym and read am wella
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 8-06-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
If i near that pant eehh !! I go just screw a hole give am for free.
Hmmmm.
See i never even start, you don dey hmmmm already. Easy naw. Make e no be like one Ukraine girl, Wey the odogwu never come out from ant mouth she don dey scream jeeeezzz
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 8-06-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
,,,,,,,,,,,, I don't fink so
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