There are 11 TYPES OF MEN n The 12 Types of women?

There are 11 TYPES OF MEN 1. MR. THUG LIFE Real good at making love. Fun & amp; Exciting. Makes you laugh. Has your back and will fight and protect you. Usually drinks and/or smokes too much. Always got drama. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old). In and out of jail. 2. MR. I DON`T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND Will take you out in the beginning. Will introduce you to all his friends. Compliments you all the time. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade. Will not get rid of her. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with him 3. MR. HIGH ROLLER Advantages Will give you money with no questions asked. Has a lot of style to him. Will show you some of the nice things in life. Never returns your pages. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4. MR. I`M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS Advantages Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties. Can have a decent stimulating conversation. Tends to dress nice. You don`t know if he`s homosegxwal,heterosegxwal, or bi. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment. You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, when there`s drama at the door. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn`t know them personally. 5. MR. INTELLECTUAL Book smart. Cares about how you feel. Has a very good job. Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes). Boring as hell. Can`t make love. He is not street smart. Always asking you when can he see you again. 6. MR. GHETTO THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!! Makes you laugh. Got mad style and flava. Have a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy. Says he wants a real relationship. He has 3 or more baby momma`s. Wants to lay up in your crib to use the phone and smoke and eat up all the food. Is in denial when you tell him about himself. Comes home at 3 am and says he was out with his boys. 7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN! Will teach you about black history. Revolutionary. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally. Wants a wife and family. Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash No money-doesn`t have a job (*counter-evolutionary). Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling convict. 8. MR. NICE GUY Will introduce you to his mother. Has a job and will take you out. Will give you money for your bills. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club. Ignores you when the game is on. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you. 9. MR. PLAYA Will tell you that you`re not the only one (keeps it real). Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him). He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there are women around. Generally he is a wimp who won`t stand up for anything. He expects you to believe all his lies. BELIEVES he own lies After you find out he`s no good, he tells you that he told you he was a playa in the beginning anyway. 10. MR. I HAVE A JOB Of course...he has a job. Doesn`t have too many bad habits. Will take care of you when you`re sick. Tells you that he is in love with you. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy nigga who wants you to do all of the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you. After he leaves you he gets married a month later. 11. MR. BEST FRIEND He`s your best friend You both tell each other everything You get along very well. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems. The ultimate gentleman. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about sh*t either The 12th MAN - ME !! A man that stands on his own two feet. Wants a woman that has goals and carries herself well. Knows how to please a woman from the finer things to dripping orgasms. Respects a woman that deserves it. A nigga that would rather chill with his gal than chill with the niggas. A nigga that tells u whats on his mind whether its good or bad. A man that keeps it real when sh*t gets real. A playa turned MAN. ( Courtesy of abornman ) What type of man do YOU want ? OH yeah WOMEN I didn't forget about YOU. I KNOW ya'll GAME too :0) The 12 Types of women 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She %#&@$!s wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her %#&@$! gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantages a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it. b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined. c. She's great for (business) conversation. d. She keeps it real and has goals. e. She knows how to please a man. Disadvantages a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own. b. She will eventually say %#&@$! you and get a dildo. c. She will consider you another one of her play toys, or goals. 4. Ms. Dyme Advantages a. She's top of the line. b. She stays looking like a fantasy. c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match. d. She considers herself a "model" e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her. f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care. Disadvantages a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks. b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks. c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not, her personality is dry. d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her. 5. Ms. Tomboy Advantages a. She's cool and laid back. b. She'll be willing to play rough with you. c. Of course, she loves sports. d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around. f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga. b. She might not want to change her appearance. c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track. 6. Ms. Ghetto Advantages a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you. b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail. c. She's always stays fresh. d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation. e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied. Disadvantages a. She doesn't know how to act in public. b. Your mama can't stand her. c. You get into it with her every other second. d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD. e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal. 7. Ms. Good Girl Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. d. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. Disadvantages a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie. 8. Ms. Main Advantages a. She is the one you respect . b. She probably may know about the others but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in a female. d. You've been with her forever. Disadvantages a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your %#&@$!. 9. Ms. Psycho Advantages a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your %#&@$!. b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side. e. %#&@$!in' with her can make your life a living hell. 10. Ms. I have a Man Advantages a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her. Disadvantages a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your %#&@$!. d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man. 11. Ms. Tease Advantages a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY. c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you. d.Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it. f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm. g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first. Disadvantages a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it. b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about. c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable) 12. MRS. RIGHT Advantages a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme SHE IS beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. SHE IS intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and segxwally. h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more than your boys. m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever. o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your %#&@$!. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman. Disadvantage a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go...................

Posted: at 14-06-2011 06:21 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

AKIKA ODODO ORO. MADAM, who go read this .................................................long thing. no time I beg

Posted: at 15-06-2011 10:16 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

what time do I have to read this

Posted: at 15-06-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OMG  !!!


There are 11 TYPES OF MEN

1. MR. THUG LIFE Real good at making love. Fun & amp; Exciting. Makes you laugh. Has your back and will fight and protect you. Usually drinks and/or smokes too much. Always got drama. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old). In and out of jail.

2. MR. I DON`T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND Will take you out in the beginning. Will introduce you to all his friends. Compliments you all the time. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade. Will not get rid of her. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with him

3. MR. HIGH ROLLER Advantages Will give you money with no questions asked. Has a lot of style to him. Will show you some of the nice things in life. Never returns your pages. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I`M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS Advantages Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties. Can have a decent stimulating conversation. Tends to dress nice. You don`t know if he`s homosegxwal,heterosegxwal, or bi. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment. You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, when there`s drama at the door. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn`t know them personally.

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL Book smart. Cares about how you feel. Has a very good job. Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes). Boring as hell. Can`t make love. He is not street smart. Always asking you when can he see you again.

6. MR. GHETTO THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!! Makes you laugh. Got mad style and flava. Have a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy. Says he wants a real relationship. He has 3 or more baby momma`s. Wants to lay up in your crib to use the phone and smoke and eat up all the food. Is in denial when you tell him about himself. Comes home at 3 am and says he was out with his boys.

7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN! Will teach you about black history. Revolutionary. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally. Wants a wife and family. Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash No money-doesn`t have a job (*counter-evolutionary). Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling convict.

8. MR. NICE GUY Will introduce you to his mother. Has a job and will take you out. Will give you money for your bills. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club. Ignores you when the game is on. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you.

9. MR. PLAYA Will tell you that you`re not the only one (keeps it real). Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him). He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there are women around. Generally he is a wimp who won`t stand up for anything. He expects you to believe all his lies. BELIEVES he own lies After you find out he`s no good, he tells you that he told you he was a playa in the beginning anyway.

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB Of course...he has a job. Doesn`t have too many bad habits. Will take care of you when you`re sick. Tells you that he is in love with you. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy nigga who wants you to do all of the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you. After he leaves you he gets married a month later.

11. MR. BEST FRIEND He`s your best friend You both tell each other everything You get along very well. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems. The ultimate gentleman. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about sh*t either The 12th MAN - ME !! A man that stands on his own two feet. Wants a woman that has goals and carries herself well. Knows how to please a woman from the finer things to dripping orgasms. Respects a woman that deserves it. A nigga that would rather chill with his gal than chill with the niggas. A nigga that tells u whats on his mind whether its good or bad. A man that keeps it real when sh*t gets real. A playa turned MAN. ( Courtesy of abornman ) What type of man do YOU want Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh? ? OH yeah WOMEN I didn't forget about YOU. I KNOW ya'll GAME too :0)

The 12 Types of women

1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She %#&@$!s wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her %#&@$! gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man. Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say %#&@$! you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one of her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care. Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not, her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.

5. Ms. Tomboy Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Ghetto Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied. Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.

7. Ms. Good Girl Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man. Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.

8. Ms. Main Advantages
a. She is the one you respect .
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever. Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your %#&@$!.

9. Ms. Psycho Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your %#&@$!.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. %#&@$!in' with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her. Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your %#&@$!.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d.Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first. Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MRS. RIGHT Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme SHE IS beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. SHE IS intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and segxwally.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your %#&@$!. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman. Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go...................

Posted: at 15-06-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

TOO LONG N COMPLICATED

Posted: at 23-07-2011 01:57 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

WAT???MY EYES OOHHHHHHHH........can someone help me summarize pls??

Posted: at 27-07-2011 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

NA SOSO WONDER WE DE SEE GOD HELP US

Posted: at 28-07-2011 04:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

na wa oh long post, longer comment wch 1 una de. passing.............................

Posted: at 29-08-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

abeg bros, if u wake up, call me make u tell me and explain watin she write and mean cos me i no go shcool reach to read and
understand dat kind message ooooooooooooo.

Posted: at 1-09-2011 09:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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