SAILING CLOSE TO THE WIND

Date: 17-12-2008 12:02 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 12:02 AM (15 years ago)
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A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver.
'Who was that?' asks his wife.
'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- morgrawl231 at 14-04-2016 06:34 PM (7 years ago)
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Day dreaming,,,
Posted: at 14-04-2016 06:34 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Trueyarn at 23-11-2016 09:28 PM (7 years ago)
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That one nah Kolo oooooo.
Posted: at 23-11-2016 09:28 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- 1marviz at 24-11-2016 01:20 PM (7 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-11-2016 01:20 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 1marviz at 7-12-2016 06:25 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Trueyarn on 23-11-2016 09:28 PM
That one nah Kolo oooooo.

real kolo.
Posted: at 7-12-2016 06:25 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osarobo62 at 8-12-2016 06:24 PM (7 years ago)
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poor man,...if only he knew the call was for his wife
Posted: at 8-12-2016 06:24 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- chimexcel at 13-12-2016 10:32 AM (7 years ago)
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Crazy
Posted: at 13-12-2016 10:32 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 24magic at 9-03-2017 10:11 PM (7 years ago)
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Sharp guy
Posted: at 9-03-2017 10:11 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 03:42 PM (7 years ago)
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Lol smart man
Posted: at 11-03-2017 03:42 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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