AS A 1ST TIMER, THIS IS WHAT WE ALL SEE

Date: 23-07-2011 2:30 pm (12 years ago) | Author: D bwoi in d block
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- at 23-07-2011 02:30 PM (12 years ago)
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A Girl's First Time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time.
As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled wt tears bt u shake ur head & nod 4 him 2 go on. He begins going in & out wt skill but u were too numb 2 feel him within u. After a few moments, u feel something bursting within u & he pulls it out of u. U lay panting, glad 2 hav it over. He looks at u & smilling warmly, tell u, wt a chuckle dt u hav been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. U smile &thank ur dentist. After all, it was ur 1st time 2 hav a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were u thinking?

Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 02:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster, i was thinking of my pregnant goat.
Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habsat at 23-07-2011 03:09 PM (12 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 23-07-2011 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 23-07-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago)
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u wan jsut come dey corrupt pipul 4 hia shey...?
Posted: at 23-07-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Leave ram
Posted: at 23-07-2011 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 23-07-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago)
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decent effort
Posted: at 23-07-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 23-07-2011 08:00 PM (12 years ago)
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hehe poster I reserve ma comment for now

Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 23-07-2011 08:07 PM (12 years ago)
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with all these comments i no wan read this yeye
Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 23-07-2011 08:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Omilim read it u wil like it

Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4pb4pb4pb4

Posted: at 24-07-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago)
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pb5
Posted: at 24-07-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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pb6

Posted: at 24-07-2011 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Steelamazon at 24-07-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster! Poster!! Poster!!! Mind urself o or...

Posted: at 24-07-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 24-07-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 24-07-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago)
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huha
Posted: at 24-07-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 5-08-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 23-07-2011 08:36 PM
Omilim read it u wil like it
is true
Posted: at 5-08-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 5-08-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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poster ur head no correct at all
Posted: at 5-08-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 5-08-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehhe
Posted: at 5-08-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bend at 6-08-2011 12:59 AM (12 years ago)
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lol. i like the turn of thoughts. i was glad it wasn't wat i was actually thinking. ha ha ha ah
Posted: at 6-08-2011 12:59 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- johniykon at 6-08-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago)
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sexyguy. ow market?
Posted: at 6-08-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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