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![-]( "fayowole") fayowole at 24-07-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago)  (m) A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man
thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take
that chance." | Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 24-07-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) (m) pb4... ;Dbut e still make me laff | Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 24-07-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) (m) pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) (m) read b4 | Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 24-07-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) (m) commented b4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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buried b4
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 24-07-2011 05:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 24-07-2011 08:16 PM (13 years ago) (m) wen una do d burial? | Posted: at 24-07-2011 08:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 24-07-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 24-07-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "signaler") signaler at 25-07-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) (m) abi | Posted: at 25-07-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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wen una do d burial?
U were not born den
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 25-07-2011 10:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 25-07-2011 11:36 PM (13 years ago) (m) posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 25-07-2011 11:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 26-07-2011 10:13 AM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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rosted and posted b4 | Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 26-07-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) (m) wen una do d burial?
U were not born den ehen...? | Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 27-07-2011 01:12 AM (13 years ago) (m) b4b4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 27-07-2011 01:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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next one pls | Posted: at 27-07-2011 08:51 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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Sure b4 | Posted: at 27-07-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "MildLola") MildLola at 27-07-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) (f) hahahaha nice one | Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 27-07-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) (m) ok
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 27-07-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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