susie

Date: 08-08-2011 1:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
- at 8-08-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Posted: at 8-08-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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posted before, like a billion times already!! to know a joke that has been posted before, copy the punchline of the joke and paste it into the search space up ↑ there
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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wateva
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 8-08-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 8-08-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 8-08-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 09:15 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 09:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 01:50 AM (13 years ago)
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older than Adam
Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 10-08-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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adam told dis joke 2 his grand children
Posted: at 10-08-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 10-08-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe funny Terry and Omoladey
Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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na so e dey 4 bible. D joke don get grey hair,even 4 d teeth
Posted: at 10-08-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 10-08-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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na unu sabi
Posted: at 10-08-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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