Aircraft Fuel

Date: 08-08-2011 2:16 pm (13 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
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- at 8-08-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.

You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.

The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'

' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'

'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'

'No.'

'Well, DON'T - cause I landed in New Zealand '

Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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oh boy I tire oh!!
Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
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go sleep na
Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 01:52 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 10-08-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago)
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huhuhuhu
Posted: at 10-08-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 10-08-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-08-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-08-2011 08:57 AM (13 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 11-08-2011 08:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 09:26 AM (13 years ago)
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na wa oo
Posted: at 11-08-2011 09:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 11-08-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago)
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meaning
Posted: at 11-08-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 11-08-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on 11-08-2011 09:42 AM
meaning
mbokor
Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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my joke of the week..
Posted: at 11-08-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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yea,4ny
Posted: at 11-08-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 11-08-2011 05:39 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 11-08-2011 05:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 11-08-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 11-08-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 12-08-2011 12:45 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 12-08-2011 12:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 12-08-2011 10:10 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
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- Chiluvsky at 12-08-2011 12:03 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
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- kingsleyd at 12-08-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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