ABOKI POLICE

Date: 10-08-2011 4:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: johansson iyke prospers
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- at 10-08-2011 04:44 PM (12 years ago)
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me and my friend dey go oshodi from egbeda na em one police man stop us,
POLICE:kai bring fwor fwatikwulas.
and the motor wey we carry na right hand drive,so me i come tell my guy wey dey drive say make em bring the particulars na em the police man slap me very hot slap say:
POLICEMAN:kai i say make i bring am fwor fwatikwulas,i carry the steering i gibbam fwor my preind,kai gwad fwonish me fwor diya.

Posted: at 10-08-2011 04:44 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- sexsyguy at 10-08-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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i can see water don mix wit ur brain
Posted: at 10-08-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 10-08-2011 06:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis one na zoke. E no sweet atall

Posted: at 10-08-2011 06:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 10-08-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-08-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 11:14 PM (12 years ago)
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by their posts u shall know them

Posted: at 10-08-2011 11:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bikman at 11-08-2011 12:15 AM (12 years ago)
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u sure say no be u be d police man?
Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:15 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2011 02:13 AM (12 years ago)
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nice  1

Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:13 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-08-2011 07:52 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm

Posted: at 11-08-2011 07:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 09:00 AM (12 years ago)
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huh

Posted: at 11-08-2011 09:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- okposiboy at 11-08-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bikman on 11-08-2011 12:15 AM
u sure say no be u be d police man?
sorry to disappoint you but you and the police man resemble well well.
Posted: at 11-08-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 11-08-2011 03:46 PM (12 years ago)
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okay

Posted: at 11-08-2011 03:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okposiboy at 11-08-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sexsyguy on 10-08-2011 05:19 PM
i can see water don mix wit ur brain
no vex rain no fall that day.
Quote from: terryworld on 10-08-2011 11:14 PM
by their posts u shall know them
Quote from: terryworld on 10-08-2011 11:14 PM
by their posts u shall know them
what are you insinuating?
Quote from: terryworld on 10-08-2011 11:14 PM
by their posts u shall know them
Quote from: chicanorose on 10-08-2011 06:33 PM
Dis one na zoke. E no sweet atall
eno pain me for you ooo,bcos me never h
Quote from: chicanorose on 10-08-2011 06:33 PM
Dis one na zoke. E no sweet atall
ear your own
Quote from: chicanorose on 10-08-2011 06:33 PM
Dis one na zoke. E no sweet atall
joke for once.
Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2011 02:13 AM
nice  1
thank you don
Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2011 02:13 AM
nice  1
't mention.
Posted: at 11-08-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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see madness oh

Posted: at 11-08-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 11-08-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Mental Case

Posted: at 11-08-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyeozo at 11-08-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Kai, muai pwend
u trai well well Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Huh?
Posted: at 11-08-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okposiboy at 11-08-2011 04:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 11-08-2011 03:57 PM
see madness oh
omen no bi small madness ooo.make i reply na em this pc begin double shoot.
Posted: at 11-08-2011 04:22 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 05:12 PM (12 years ago)
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lol,oya go throw away ur system nah

Posted: at 11-08-2011 05:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 11-08-2011 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 11-08-2011 05:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okposiboy at 11-08-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyeozo on 11-08-2011 04:19 PM
Kai, muai pwend
u trai well well Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Huh?
my bruba gwad bwless me fwlenty fwlenty
Posted: at 11-08-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 12-08-2011 12:04 AM (12 years ago)
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na joke ??
Posted: at 12-08-2011 12:04 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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