Women dey drink too

Date: 13-08-2011 5:59 am (13 years ago) | Author: Fernando_Drogba
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- at 13-08-2011 05:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the beers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Posted: at 13-08-2011 05:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omoladey at 13-08-2011 06:16 AM (13 years ago)
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make i talk...?
Posted: at 13-08-2011 06:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 13-08-2011 06:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 13-08-2011 06:16 AM
make i talk...?
wetin concern me?
Posted: at 13-08-2011 06:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- thom at 13-08-2011 06:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 13-08-2011 06:16 AM
make i talk...?
Wetin you wan talk, shey na pb4?
Posted: at 13-08-2011 06:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 13-08-2011 07:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Pb11111111111111111111110000000000
Posted: at 13-08-2011 07:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 13-08-2011 08:15 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-08-2011 08:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Blindwanderer at 13-08-2011 09:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 13-08-2011 07:17 AM
Pb11111111111111111111110000000000
hey bitch, if it's posted before, read it and phyuk off without saying a word aite?
Posted: at 13-08-2011 09:09 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Desirewant at 13-08-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Can't u see its been posted b4? No wonder ur name is blindwonderer
Posted: at 13-08-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Blindwanderer at 13-08-2011 09:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Desirewant on 13-08-2011 09:34 AM
Can't u see its been posted b4? No wonder ur name is blindwonderer
ok show me where it was posted before hussy!
Posted: at 13-08-2011 09:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 13-08-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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post no bill
Posted: at 13-08-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajanni at 13-08-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-08-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Blindwanderer at 13-08-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 13-08-2011 02:15 PM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 13-08-2011 09:09 AM
Quote from: Omilim on 13-08-2011 07:17 AM
Pb11111111111111111111110000000000
hey bitch, if it's posted before, read it and fcuk off without saying a word aite?
did you just call my fav pal a bitch?  Angry
if dem dey zuzu, dem no deserve any preferential treatment even if dem be girls! wetin concern me!
Posted: at 13-08-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 13-08-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Poster, according to your username "blindwanderer" I sure say u dey wander blindly for this forum. Shey ur sense nor fit tell you say this JOKE na PB74?
Posted: at 13-08-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 13-08-2011 09:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 13-08-2011 09:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-08-2011 12:19 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4444444444444444444 i don tire 4 dis yoke
Posted: at 14-08-2011 12:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 14-08-2011 08:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-08-2011 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 16-08-2011 01:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 13-08-2011 09:09 AM
Quote from: Omilim on 13-08-2011 07:17 AM
Pb11111111111111111111110000000000
hey bitch, if it's posted before, read it and fcuk off without saying a word aite?
did u av 2 use such words...?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 09:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 13-08-2011 09:09 AM
Quote from: Omilim on 13-08-2011 07:17 AM
Pb11111111111111111111110000000000
hey bitch, if it's posted before, read it and fcuk off without saying a word aite?
rude boy
Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 09:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 09:06 AM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 13-08-2011 09:09 AM
Quote from: Omilim on 13-08-2011 07:17 AM
Pb11111111111111111111110000000000
hey bitch, if it's posted before, read it and fcuk off without saying a word aite?
rude boy
shut up turkey!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago)
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no offense taken. u're jst a guy with terrible social skills
Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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