Lie dector

Date: 13-08-2011 11:02 pm (13 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
- at 13-08-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago)
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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom

Posted: at 13-08-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 14-08-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago)
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na wa ooooooo,fede na u dey post dis old joke?pb4 abeg
Posted: at 14-08-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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2,798 time i'm coming across this. GEEZ!
Posted: at 17-08-2011 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 01:28 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehehhe
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-08-2011 09:24 AM (13 years ago)
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 :ohuh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:24 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kokeagu at 18-08-2011 12:55 PM (13 years ago)
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old news
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:55 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-08-2011 08:32 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Shocked
Posted: at 20-08-2011 08:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 21-08-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago)
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u go kill person ooo
Posted: at 21-08-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 21-08-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-08-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 22-08-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 22-08-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 04:31 AM (13 years ago)
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fedeco..honestly if sey na anoda person post dis joke hehn...all members of NP go gather giv dat person 9 strokes each...but bcos sey u be ma bros wen it comes 2 yeye issues...i go 4giv u...but don't try dis next time ooooo.no 2nd chance
Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 06:21 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 22-08-2011 06:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 10:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-08-2011 10:49 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe,confirm.na ur bros
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 23-08-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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