A lawyer

Date: 22-08-2011 12:48 am (12 years ago) | Author: omobolade olagunju
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- at 22-08-2011 12:48 AM (12 years ago)
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

"my client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and i fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb".

"well put", the judge replied. "using your logic, i sentence the accused's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not as he chooses".

The accused smiled.  with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out!

Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:48 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Deffney at 22-08-2011 06:26 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

poster are u the living accused?

Posted: at 22-08-2011 06:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dewumi at 22-08-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE.
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 22-08-2011 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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very funny but pb4

Posted: at 22-08-2011 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 22-08-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 22-08-2011 02:11 PM
yes funny
and yeyeism in contol

so u dey control yeyeism?
no wonder oooo

Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 22-08-2011 02:18 PM
ok

federico, derico, rico, co...how are you?

Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 22-08-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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laugh wan comot my trouser
Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 04:45 PM (12 years ago)
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u mean kingsleyd na naked? hmmmmm

Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Busyalleno at 22-08-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 05:33 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-08-2011 05:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 10:08 PM (12 years ago)
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i laff small
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 23-08-2011 12:46 AM (12 years ago)
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semi laff
hehehehe
Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 07:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 22-08-2011 05:01 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 04:45 PM
u mean kingsleyd na naked? hmmmmm
yes naa
him hold him trouser for hand

stephen i still dey laugh oooo, so i no get ur time now
Posted: at 23-08-2011 07:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 23-08-2011 08:57 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-08-2011 08:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Nzetheo at 23-08-2011 09:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 05:33 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin?? Grin
Posted: at 23-08-2011 09:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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e don spoil
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Nzetheo on 23-08-2011 09:50 AM
Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 05:33 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin?? Grin
she wan make we c em teeth
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nzetheo at 23-08-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 23-08-2011 11:29 AM
Quote from: Nzetheo on 23-08-2011 09:50 AM
Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 05:33 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin?? Grin
she wan make we c em teeth
i no even see any teeth self. U saw any teeth??  Grin
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Nzetheo on 23-08-2011 11:40 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 23-08-2011 11:29 AM
Quote from: Nzetheo on 23-08-2011 09:50 AM
Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 05:33 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin?? Grin
she wan make we c em teeth
i no even see any teeth self. U saw any teeth??  Grin
i no even seen any tooth
Posted: at 23-08-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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