life b4 d conputer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut--you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

posted b4 b4

Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 24-08-2011 06:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 24-08-2011 05:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehe  if u try dat, i will disconnect her boobs

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Posted: at 24-08-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 24-08-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 25-08-2011 12:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

wonderful

Posted: at 25-08-2011 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 25-08-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaaa
c dia mouth na mi post an b4
dis 1 say posted b4 b4
d oda 1 say pb4 lol
me kuku say copied, pasted and posted b4 b4

Posted: at 27-08-2011 06:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac