Confessions of an Ijaw kid

Date: 27-12-2008 6:51 am (12 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 27-12-2008 06:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother
was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a
good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was
a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did.

Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior
over the last year.
"Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have
behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like
a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a
very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this
year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore
up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Priye

Priye knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very
sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!
Thank you,
Priye

Priye knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get him a bike.

Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told
his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her
plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told
him.


Priye walked down the street to the church on the
corner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!

The hit man.

Diepriye

 Shocked Shocked Shocked


Posted: at 27-12-2008 06:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:14 AM (12 years ago)
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old old joke but re-fomated
Still got me smilling though
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 07:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 07:14 AM
old old joke but re-fomated
Still got me smilling though

I know its very old. I saw it and thot that since jokes have finished in naija pals... you know na...

Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:25 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:05 AM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:32 AM (12 years ago)
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NO wink me, make ur husband no start dey think anoda fin
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 27-12-2008 01:30 PM (12 years ago)
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got me laughing... funny kidnapper
Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 12:57 AM (12 years ago)
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sillyjokker, you too!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 28-12-2008 12:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandyruthygirl at 28-12-2008 11:37 PM (12 years ago)
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niiice
Posted: at 28-12-2008 11:37 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Pires07 at 28-12-2008 11:52 PM (12 years ago)
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I ve read it sumwhere, but all d same, it's cool.

Posted: at 28-12-2008 11:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 29-12-2008 01:30 AM (12 years ago)
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i also have but nice
Posted: at 29-12-2008 01:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bishop77 at 29-12-2008 03:39 AM (12 years ago)
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When it comes to the issue of kidnapping, must it be an Ijaw person that will be used for an illustration. I don't want to believe it's their destiny !!
Posted: at 29-12-2008 03:39 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 05:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Sillyjokker

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hhhhmmmm, don't look for our trouble oooohhhh

if we vex for u... u go run

Posted: at 29-12-2008 05:01 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 06:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bishop77 on 29-12-2008 03:39 AM
When it comes to the issue of kidnapping, must it be an Ijaw person that will be used for an illustration. I don't want to believe it's their destiny !!

warn Sillyjokker !!!!!!

Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:12 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 29-12-2008 05:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bishop77 on 29-12-2008 03:39 AM
When it comes to the issue of kidnapping, must it be an Ijaw person that will be used for an illustration. I don't want to believe it's their destiny !!
you have to believe it o
Posted: at 29-12-2008 05:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 05:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 29-12-2008 05:21 PM
Quote from: bishop77 on 29-12-2008 03:39 AM
When it comes to the issue of kidnapping, must it be an Ijaw person that will be used for an illustration. I don't want to believe it's their destiny !!
you have to believe it o


take ur tyme ooohhh!!!!! you go make me vex for here......which kain nonsense be dat

Posted: at 29-12-2008 05:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 29-12-2008 06:02 PM (12 years ago)
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no vex o but if we see truth make we talk am
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 29-12-2008 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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I no be Ijaw pesin... But make una no talk like dat at all about dem...

Femaadinho... Wat abt all d kidnaps happening abroad... Na ijaw pple still do am???
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 06:48 PM (12 years ago)
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no mind am......
yoruba, igbo and hausa no dey do bad tins or kidnap people dey carry them do money


dinho ......no dey talk n e how here oooohhhhh

Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 29-12-2008 06:52 PM (12 years ago)
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No worry toks... i sure sey im go don hear word na... If not, just carry ur koboko keep down... or even sef... Make we kidnapp am so dat im go hear word...
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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