FACE ME I FACE U TOILET LAW

Date: 25-08-2011 10:50 am (12 years ago) | Author: Moloson U. O
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- at 25-08-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Entirely too much time is being spent in the face me i slap you toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the toilet. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the  mental health policy

Posted: at 25-08-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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kini were yi so
Posted: at 25-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 25-08-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- koliano4me at 25-08-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
pls make a peace...........dont spoil joke forum 4 us, i beg 2 of naaaa Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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wetin dem dey speak sef? isi adikwa unu mma?
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: koliano4me on 25-08-2011 11:15 AM
Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
pls make a peace...........dont spoil joke forum 4 us, i beg 2 of naaaa Grin Grin Grin
sharap there
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 25-08-2011 11:26 AM
wetin dem dey speak sef? isi adikwa unu mma?
isi mebi kwa gi, mgbada
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
e b like say super glue dey ur brain
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 25-08-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 25-08-2011 11:26 AM
wetin dem dey speak sef? isi adikwa unu mma?
Hapu onye ara ahu(Onye ofe nmanu)
Oche na anaghi m aghota ihe ona ekwu.
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 25-08-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 11:30 AM
Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
e b like say super glue dey ur brain
Mkpi Awusa di ka gi.
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:36 AM (12 years ago)
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uchu gba gi, afo dukwa gi nonu
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 25-08-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 25-08-2011 11:26 AM
wetin dem dey speak sef? isi adikwa unu mma?

Terry na u dem dey gossip for yoruba language ooo
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 25-08-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-08-2011 11:37 AM
Quote from: terryworld on 25-08-2011 11:26 AM
wetin dem dey speak sef? isi adikwa unu mma?

Terry na u dem dey gossip for yoruba language ooo
Akpa Amu gi there!
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago)
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akpa amu unu abuo......................... so una no be omo yoruba?
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago)
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jossy go sleep
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- koliano4me at 25-08-2011 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 11:28 AM
Quote from: koliano4me on 25-08-2011 11:15 AM
Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
pls make a peace...........dont spoil joke forum 4 us, i beg 2 of naaaa Grin Grin Grin
sharap there
kingslave abi watin u called urself (amapu iha giye) from here.
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 25-08-2011 11:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 11:40 AM
jossy go sleep

ok sir
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago)
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jossy dem chop craze
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- segzydu at 25-08-2011 11:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:38 AM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-08-2011 11:37 AM
Quote from: terryworld on 25-08-2011 11:26 AM
wetin dem dey speak sef? isi adikwa unu mma?

Terry na u dem dey gossip for yoruba language ooo
Akpa Amu gi there!
u guyz are bunch of BLOCUSSSSSSSSSSS Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:50 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: koliano4me on 25-08-2011 11:44 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 11:28 AM
Quote from: koliano4me on 25-08-2011 11:15 AM
Quote from: Monsol on 25-08-2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:57 AM
kini were yi so
Okpolo e ati oju e ni were. O dabi pe nwo te were m'eba fun e je ni aro yi ni?
Obo(Monkey)
pls make a peace...........dont spoil joke forum 4 us, i beg 2 of naaaa Grin Grin Grin
sharap there
kingslave abi watin u called urself (amapu iha giye) from here.
isi mma if i slap u ehh
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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