Marriage

Wife: _ 'What are you doing?' _
Husband: _ Nothing. _
Wife: _ 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.' _
Husband: _ 'I was looking for the expiry date.'



A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face
or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: '
I like your sense of humour!'


Wife:_ 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' _
Hubby:_ 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.' _
Wife:_ 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' _
Hubby:_ 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
there be greater than this one?'



Stress Reliever Girl: _ 'When we get married, I want to share all
your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' _
Boy: _ 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
or troubles.' _
Girl: _ 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

Posted: at 2-09-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

interesting

Posted: at 2-09-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

terryworld u too don come ...I don see you and I don hear say na posted b4....stephen FM don break the news... no be news again...

Posted: at 2-09-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

again?

Posted: at 3-09-2011 10:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ehn

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Posted: at 3-09-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Old joke..

Posted: at 3-09-2011 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 3-09-2011 11:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Thanks to everyone that wrote good comment on this joke and for the Pb4s go carry MIC.

Posted: at 4-09-2011 07:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

But I never comment b4 u come dey thank dem naa............I wan comment now
good comment and pb10

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Posted: at 4-09-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

i c

Posted: at 5-09-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac