THE DONKEY

Date: 30-12-2008 1:26 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 30-12-2008 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:  PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read:  NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much
grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself
and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll live longer.

WISH U ALL PROSPEROUS 2009!!

Posted: at 30-12-2008 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- segxi at 30-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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D bishop get problem no b small
Posted: at 30-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 30-12-2008 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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d bishop too worry for ass na... lol
Posted: at 30-12-2008 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 01:49 PM (15 years ago)
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e be like say the bishop sef em want ass 2 now, abi wetin u tink
Posted: at 30-12-2008 01:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 30-12-2008 01:51 PM (15 years ago)
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na me u dey ask?  Grin
Posted: at 30-12-2008 01:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 01:56 PM (15 years ago)
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no b u get joke ?
Posted: at 30-12-2008 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 02:28 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-12-2008 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 30-12-2008 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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you no get ass.. why u dey ask me ?
Posted: at 30-12-2008 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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u no wit compare my ass and ur own na.
U know say ur own na yansh
Posted: at 30-12-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 30-12-2008 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Una no go kill me wit laffta at all... chei... Onyi u try... But at times im still good make man still tink abt d ass small na... at least once in a while...
Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 05:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 30-12-2008 03:22 PM
u no wit compare my ass and ur own na.
U know say ur own na yansh

kiaa! u too spoil this guy no be small... Shocked
Posted: at 31-12-2008 05:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 31-12-2008 05:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Na u start am na
Posted: at 31-12-2008 05:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 06:40 AM (15 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 31-12-2008 06:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 31-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Ha ha ha and ha ha ha. One laugh for the joke and the other for Onyin and Segxi conversation. You guys are really funny o.
Posted: at 31-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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thank you my broda...happy new year
Posted: at 31-12-2008 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 31-12-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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big ups Onyin , u too much bt bro Edwizzie , hope say u learn frm Big sis Onyin

Bountiful Nu yr to u all
Posted: at 31-12-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on 31-12-2008 01:59 PM
big ups Onyin , u too much bt bro Edwizzie , hope say u learn frm Big sis Onyin

Bountiful Nu yr to u all

yea ma cute baby gurl... u make my head swell so much... luv ya darln...have a blissful new year.. Kiss
Posted: at 31-12-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-01-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 3-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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thumbs up onyinye u really giving me a good start dis year
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-01-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-01-2009 03:22 PM
thumbs up onyinye u really giving me a good start dis year

thanx dear
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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