wishes

Date: 06-09-2011 12:56 am (12 years ago) | Author: omobolade olagunju
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- at 6-09-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago)
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A bus full of ugly people met an accident, all of them died. Before entering heaven, they have given one wish, the first said: "make me beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed the same wish, when it came to the last person he was laughing. The voice asked him: why are you laughing? what is your wish? The last person answered: make them all ugly again!

Posted: at 6-09-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- abubakarzain at 6-09-2011 07:59 AM (12 years ago)
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jst like u

Posted: at 6-09-2011 07:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onehardex at 6-09-2011 08:37 AM (12 years ago)
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u sure say no be you Huh?
Posted: at 6-09-2011 08:37 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wukari at 6-09-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago)
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na now i know say u fit expose ursef
Posted: at 6-09-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 09:04 AM (12 years ago)
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@ Poster
After I don beg you to hide u no gree
I think u don come show urself here
so now everybody don see ur wowority.
A few days back our guys arrange release u from prison
as police see u, charge u and arrest u for wowority.
Abeg no talk again make them no see u again
Hide o! No come out again.U hear?
Posted: at 6-09-2011 09:04 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wukari at 6-09-2011 09:08 AM (12 years ago)
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u don expose ursef
Posted: at 6-09-2011 09:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 6-09-2011 10:06 AM (12 years ago)
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similar joke but u try

Posted: at 6-09-2011 10:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 6-09-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago)
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yeye oooooo
Posted: at 6-09-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-09-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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funny
poster u try

Posted: at 6-09-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- signaler at 6-09-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Hehehehehe
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 6-09-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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hihihihiihihihihihihiihihihihihihihihihih

Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 6-09-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Mix Brown beans,u just dey change anyhow!
U be chameleon?
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 6-09-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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beans dey hungry u?  Huh?
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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You just remind me say i neva chop beans for over three years now
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 6-09-2011 11:31 AM (12 years ago)
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stephen wey him share for sunday beans  for fb??? Huh?
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:31 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Stephen,
Comon close dis ur brown teeth
I sure say u neva brush for 5 years!
Even Stephoclean no go fit clean the teeth
We go soak the teeth with Akaun and Bleach for four days.
May be the brown go commot small
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Stephen,
why u chop my beans na?
Ok. Dat beans go podge so tay.......
until u beg me.
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 6-09-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Mix Brown Beans
as u be producer of beans
u fit arrange anoda one for me
but make sure say stephen
no see am oh
b/4 him go chop am again!
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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