onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 07:29 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. ****************
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. ****************
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. ****************
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. ****************
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The boy friend's hand. ****************
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". ****************
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ****************
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ****************
What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress
********** Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
********** Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
********** Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints... --
"One life....live it to the fullest"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted: at 31-12-2008 07:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 10:43 AM (16 years ago) (f)
chie! e get d paragraph wey funny me pass... i laugh no be small when i reach there...
Posted: at 31-12-2008 10:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac