NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

With the introduction of Viagra in response to a perennial male problem, So we the physicians and medical practitioners at EMMAGENCY9 LABs. Inc. is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance... (On Women)

MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.

COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, thus allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.

LOGICON - Trials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore'.

PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.

MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.

BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.

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Posted: at 11-09-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok ooo

Posted: at 11-09-2011 09:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Nice. Poster me i need WARDROBIA n any other one to boost a womans strenght cos i wan dey beat guys up now.

Posted: at 11-09-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

my joke of the day

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Posted: at 12-09-2011 09:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

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Posted: at 12-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 12-09-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 14-09-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lol that magnatack na which shapes be dat?

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Posted: at 15-09-2011 07:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 17-09-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero