Emmagency9's Comaprism of Modems and women

Date: 16-09-2011 10:13 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 16-09-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:

    A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".

    When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.

    A modem won't say a word if you come home late.

    A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.

    A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.

    You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.

    A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.

    A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.

    You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.

    Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.

Posted: at 16-09-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 16-09-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok oh
Posted: at 16-09-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 17-09-2011 12:18 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 17-09-2011 12:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 17-09-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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e b like say poster get women issues
Posted: at 17-09-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abubakarzain at 17-09-2011 10:04 AM (13 years ago)
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what for the wommen?
Posted: at 17-09-2011 10:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-09-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago)
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i still dey wait,maybe na d other way round...
Posted: at 17-09-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ajayi at 18-09-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Tanx but wat of d woman?
Posted: at 18-09-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 18-09-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool 8-)
Posted: at 18-09-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-09-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-09-2011 10:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-09-2011 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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