NO WEAPON

Date: 27-09-2011 3:00 am (13 years ago) | Author: Enchanteur
- at 27-09-2011 03:00 AM (13 years ago)
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A baby was born ystday @st Ann's hospital laughing instead of crying.d more d mid-wife beats him,d more he laughs..Suddenly,d doctor discoverd dat d baby has smtin in his hand..he opend d tiny hands and saw 3 abortion pills...Looking at d mother,d baby said: NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!!!

Posted: at 27-09-2011 03:00 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- abubakarzain at 27-09-2011 07:06 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 27-09-2011 07:21 AM (13 years ago)
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 :'( am tired of dis joke.. can sum1 can a chick out thr wipe my tears?
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 27-09-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago)
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at lest for posting u try.
Posted: at 27-09-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-09-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 27-09-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 27-09-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-09-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 27-09-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ajayi at 27-09-2011 07:45 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emeka10000 at 28-09-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Ur joke really resemble ur profile pix
Posted: at 28-09-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 28-09-2011 01:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Oma89 on 27-09-2011 03:00 AM
A baby was born ystday @st Ann's hospital laughing instead of crying.d more d mid-wife beats him,d more he laughs..Suddenly,d doctor discoverd dat d baby has smtin in his hand..he opend d tiny hands and saw 3 abortion pills...Looking at d mother,d baby said: NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!!!
Which Hospital?Huh???
Posted: at 28-09-2011 01:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 28-09-2011 06:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emeka10000 on 28-09-2011 12:40 AM
Ur joke really resemble ur profile pix

u wicked.. anyway io don check en profile pix na true Grin
Posted: at 28-09-2011 06:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-09-2011 07:09 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-09-2011 07:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 28-09-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago)
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huhuhuhuhuhuhu
Posted: at 28-09-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-09-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-09-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Idbabe at 28-09-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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and no tongue against u shall succeed
Posted: at 28-09-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 28-09-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 28-09-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 28-09-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-09-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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