New Girlfriend's Gift

Date: 13-02-2008 6:21 pm (17 years ago) | Author: Olatunji Shuaheeb Azeez
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- at 13-02-2008 06:21 PM (17 years ago)
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A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.

All my love.

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Posted: at 13-02-2008 06:21 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
- honeychick at 13-02-2008 08:16 PM (17 years ago)
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hilarious. i think she gonna break up wid the boyfriend after getting the gift. lol.....
Posted: at 13-02-2008 08:16 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 13-02-2008 09:22 PM (17 years ago)
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oh man.....i won't be able to wear it the latest way coz i shaved my fur.....lmao
Posted: at 13-02-2008 09:22 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 16-02-2008 11:06 PM (17 years ago)
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oops,come to think of it.might have helped the relationship.lmao
Posted: at 16-02-2008 11:06 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 16-02-2008 11:33 PM (17 years ago)
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how is that so.....
Posted: at 16-02-2008 11:33 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 17-02-2008 07:09 AM (17 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 17-02-2008 07:09 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- freda at 25-02-2008 09:12 PM (17 years ago)
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that would put her in the mood Tongue
Posted: at 25-02-2008 09:12 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 25-02-2008 10:12 PM (17 years ago)
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grumpy mood.....
Posted: at 25-02-2008 10:12 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ayinrin at 1-03-2008 03:27 AM (17 years ago)
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*claps* respect ! haha Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2008 03:27 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- eanchaver at 6-03-2008 07:45 PM (17 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy
she mıght have loved them!
Posted: at 6-03-2008 07:45 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 12-04-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Lolololololololol...Vry funy
Posted: at 12-04-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 12-04-2009 05:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Poor guy,e don lose im babe cum cos trouble btw sisters.
Posted: at 12-04-2009 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 12-04-2009 09:23 PM (16 years ago)
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The guy phyuked up
Posted: at 12-04-2009 09:23 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 13-04-2009 11:23 AM (16 years ago)
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ki le le yi
Posted: at 13-04-2009 11:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 13-04-2009 12:03 PM (16 years ago)
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i 1der wetin cum happen after,
Posted: at 13-04-2009 12:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 13-04-2009 03:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Na wetin i won hear bi that too
Posted: at 13-04-2009 03:29 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- zino100 at 13-04-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 13-02-2008 09:22 PM
oh man.....i won't be able to wear it the latest way coz i shaved my fur.....lmao
Chei.....dis life na wa ooo
Posted: at 13-04-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 13-04-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 13-02-2008 09:22 PM
oh man.....i won't be able to wear it the latest way coz i shaved my fur.....lmao
sum1 tell me d meaning of fur
Posted: at 13-04-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 14-04-2009 03:21 AM (16 years ago)
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OMG...LOL..Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2009 03:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 11:59 AM (16 years ago)
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check ur dictionary 2 c d meaning
Posted: at 14-04-2009 11:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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