NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

Date: 06-01-2009 7:03 am (16 years ago) | Author: AKERU .CIA
- at 6-01-2009 07:03 AM (16 years ago)
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her
room giving her a bed bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick &
bring her out of the coma.

The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.



The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.

Posted: at 6-01-2009 07:03 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Edwizzie at 6-01-2009 07:12 AM (16 years ago)
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I reserve my comment.
Posted: at 6-01-2009 07:12 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- angeljoy at 6-01-2009 05:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Same too
Posted: at 6-01-2009 05:44 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 6-01-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 6-01-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-01-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 7-01-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 7-01-2009 01:03 PM (16 years ago)
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enya! 4 d husband
Posted: at 7-01-2009 01:03 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Aah
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- husyer2 at 8-01-2009 11:23 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:37 PM (16 years ago)
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d man no try o
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-01-2009 12:11 AM (16 years ago)
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brb
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