The new found fire brand Police Pastor.

Date: 08-10-2011 8:19 am (12 years ago) | Author: Manzo Fuguma
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- at 8-10-2011 08:19 AM (12 years ago)
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This one happen on Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'
from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed
through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open
the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that
letter U was written in such a way that it could be  mistaken for letter V.

That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout stolen vehicle! Sensing trouble, even when he knew
he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied,
"Please, leave that pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in
your car, bring it."


The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to
me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read; "Settle matters quickly with your
adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over
to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you
the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! "Go in peace and argue no more", said
the OC.

Posted: at 8-10-2011 08:19 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- laubare at 8-10-2011 08:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Okay oo make i no be olodo.. just for those who miss it.
Posted: at 8-10-2011 08:50 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2011 09:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice one u try well well
Posted: at 8-10-2011 09:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 8-10-2011 10:17 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 8-10-2011 10:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2011 06:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 8-10-2011 06:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- creativecosmos at 8-10-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 8-10-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 8-10-2011 11:59 PM (12 years ago)
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intewresting
Posted: at 8-10-2011 11:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ajayi at 9-10-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
 Cool Cool
Posted: at 9-10-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 9-10-2011 06:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 9-10-2011 06:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Splendidndy at 9-10-2011 08:30 AM (12 years ago)
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NO LONG TIN
Posted: at 9-10-2011 08:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 9-10-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-10-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 9-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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@poster na ur Bosom  u carry dey give ram?  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 9-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 9-10-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 9-10-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Donvict9ja at 9-10-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 9-10-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 9-10-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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where?
Posted: at 9-10-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 9-10-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago)
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i want to say?!
Posted: at 9-10-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 9-10-2011 01:49 PM (12 years ago)
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what do u want to say?
Posted: at 9-10-2011 01:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abubakarzain at 9-10-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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CARRY YOU FACE OUT OF HERE
Posted: at 9-10-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 9-10-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
na me u dey tell that one?
Posted: at 9-10-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abubakarzain at 9-10-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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NO BE YOU
Posted: at 9-10-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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