An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Just a joke !!!
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Posted: at 11-01-2009 01:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kennycynth at 13-01-2009 03:47 PM (16 years ago) (f)
onyi so you mean say dis segxi and sillyjoker na my fellow woman dem be? i think say dem be gentlemen, i wonder the kind of ugly wey make dem dey hide their pix
Posted: at 13-01-2009 03:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
onyinyenaija at 13-01-2009 06:14 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Kennycynth on 13-01-2009 03:47 PM
onyi so you mean say dis segxi and sillyjoker na my fellow woman dem be? i think say dem be gentlemen, i wonder the kind of ugly wey make dem dey hide their pix
no Sillyjokker na correct babe as rezi talk ..
Posted: at 13-01-2009 06:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 13-01-2009 10:51 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kennycynth on 13-01-2009 03:47 PM
onyi so you mean say dis segxi and sillyjoker na my fellow woman dem be? i think say dem be gentlemen, i wonder the kind of ugly wey make dem dey hide their pix
kenny, you no know book?
Posted: at 13-01-2009 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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