Sunday Sun Fashion Police (23.10.2011) [To let or lease]

Date: 23-10-2011 2:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 23-10-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Prosecuting: Bolatito Adebayo, Prosecuting Counsel: Dele Onatade
Photo arrangement : Ekiye Daniel
Sunday, October 16, 2011


Who’s game?
Haba! Why are you placing little or no price on your oilrig? At least, we know the hike on oil price has not taken effect yet. Big sis, please, we need you to tell this court nothing but the truth. How many yards of cloth did you give your tailor to sew this? It is really unlawful to place more value on your waist beads than your most prized possession. You are hereby pronounced guilty and fined N8 million.


Sinful
Madam, you just flouted section 34 of the cleavage code, and we think you should be more conscious next time when seated, because your posture here could lead more men to hell. You are fined N2 million.



Bootie call
When you went out dressed in only blouse without pants, why won’t you get into trouble? Your bootie show needs no premiering at all. It is just a free-for-all. Mummy, you are no longer sweet 16, please, next time, remember to wear a pant. Pay a bail bond of N4 million.



Caught cold?
We tried to convince ourselves on why you were caught dressed like this on the red carpet? We couldn’t help asking if there was a sudden climate change at the event? Was your sleeve ripped off or you really didn’t have the confidence for this trend? Since evidence is still in bits and pieces, we hereby adjourn until
November 4.




For sale?
Oh Lords, we couldn’t help asking if this space is to let or lease? And also, do you have the certificate of occupancy for the property you are displaying carelessly to all and sundry? Well, we are so sure our able bodied men would gladly love you to lease it out with or without adequate C of O. But if you want to hear the truth, we think such aggressive marketing as this only brings down the value of your product’s shelf life. Pay N6 million fine.




What’s this?
We thought this was a case of mistaken identity until the prosecuting officer alleged that you wore this ‘thing’ to an award ceremony. Get a life sis; if you are desperate about wearing this to somewhere, we suggest a picnic, weekend hang-out with friends and other casual functions, not for semi-formal or formal events. Pay N3 million fine

Posted: at 23-10-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- kattie77 at 23-10-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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it seems a psychiatric hospital has lost some patients...
Posted: at 23-10-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jiraiya at 23-10-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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terrible
Posted: at 23-10-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Evalastin at 23-10-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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I cant believe that the same comment I made for the last one is also 'WHATS DIS Huh?? just b4 I saw the headline..  :'( ::)hahaha..  Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- tundamartin at 23-10-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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In the kingdom of the blind, one-eyed rules the world
Posted: at 23-10-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelechi86 at 23-10-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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no be small thing oh!
Posted: at 23-10-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- canonsampler at 23-10-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Hopefully these ladies are not married
Posted: at 23-10-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- vitool at 23-10-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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lmao dude is crazy
Posted: at 23-10-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- otagermo at 23-10-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago)
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no woman no cry
Posted: at 23-10-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- interpo77 at 23-10-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago)
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that first gul dey fine na
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mirian111 at 23-10-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago)
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na wa for some women o, i pity the kyn man way go marry this ones.
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 41truth at 23-10-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kattie77 on 23-10-2011 02:55 PM
it seems a psychiatric hospital has lost some patients.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... i dey laff oooo
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- akposy19 at 23-10-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago)
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hahaah,  dirty gals
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 1daful at 23-10-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: akposy19 on 23-10-2011 07:43 PM
hahaah,  dirty gals
Clean boi
Posted: at 23-10-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jcin471 at 23-10-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmm, iam passin o
Posted: at 23-10-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- babyleslie at 23-10-2011 09:09 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm...in d name of fashion..
Posted: at 23-10-2011 09:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 23-10-2011 09:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 1daful on 23-10-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: akposy19 on 23-10-2011 07:43 PM
hahaah,  dirty gals
Clean boi
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2011 09:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Hon777 at 23-10-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Nigeria is in for trouble. Moral decadence, prostitution, bribery, corruption, who will bail nigeria. Women do whatever they do now because no marriage, money, just to survive.
Posted: at 23-10-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- fyneisaiah at 23-10-2011 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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ladies need serious & mega help
Posted: at 23-10-2011 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Hon777 at 23-10-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on 23-10-2011 09:16 PM
Quote from: 1daful on 23-10-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: akposy19 on 23-10-2011 07:43 PM
hahaah,  dirty gals
Clean boi
Grin Grin Grin Grin

No in name of money and prostitution
Posted: at 23-10-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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