Lying Clock

Date: 14-11-2011 3:54 pm (12 years ago) | Author: izu Iwuagwu
- at 14-11-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Formal nigerian 1st lady died and
went 2 heaven.as she stood
before St.peter at the gates she
saw huge wall of clocks behind
her.she asked;what are all these
clocks? St peter answered, dose
are lie clocks. Evryone on earth
has one,each time a person
lies,the hand on the clock
moves;oh! Said stella,whose clock
is that? That is bishop ajayi
crowther's,the hand has never
moved,indicating dat he never
lied.the other one is Nnamdi
azikiwe's it moved twice showing
that he lied twice.where is my
husband obasanjo's clock,she
askd? St peter replied,it is in Jesus
office,he is using it as ceiling fan.

Posted: at 14-11-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Estheraremu at 14-11-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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posted, hear read, unlike, disregard discomfort b4 Roll Eyes
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- awesome1 at 14-11-2011 04:15 PM (12 years ago)
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so which one hasnt bn pb4? Bring it on
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Passing n running
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- sexsyguy at 14-11-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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hissssssssssing
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- abubakarzain at 14-11-2011 06:47 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
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- ANELEEVEREST at 14-11-2011 07:41 PM (12 years ago)
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alright,odiah Cool
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2011 11:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
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- afrigeorge at 15-11-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago)
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thts nice lol
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- MegaOneplusone at 15-11-2011 11:35 PM (12 years ago)
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I dey cum....wait! Na pb4 Huh? Huh?
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- zeigbo at 16-11-2011 01:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
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- funsho85 at 16-11-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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- queenrukky at 16-11-2011 12:22 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
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- WILLIAMS99 at 16-11-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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