The Prayer of the Nigerian Man

Date: 28-11-2011 10:14 am (13 years ago) | Author: richy et
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- at 28-11-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago)
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May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

 As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped!
 Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

 We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they
 crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go fromLagos to
 Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible; therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event

 This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!

 Amen.

Posted: at 28-11-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 28-11-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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- just2sexy at 29-11-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago)
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- Deffney at 29-11-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago)
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- queenrukky at 29-11-2011 10:30 AM (13 years ago)
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- Bammieg at 29-11-2011 10:33 AM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2011 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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- deguzman at 29-11-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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- Egbigi at 29-11-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago)
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- Emmandazie at 30-11-2011 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 30-11-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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- funsho85 at 1-12-2011 10:09 AM (13 years ago)
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- Skypon2002 at 1-12-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 1-12-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago)
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- richy_ex at 1-12-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago)
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May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

 As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped!
 Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

 We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they
 crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go fromLagos to
 Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible; therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event

 This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!

 Amen.
Posted: at 1-12-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 1-12-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 1-12-2011 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
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- richy_ex at 1-12-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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alright
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago)
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- queenrukky at 3-12-2011 07:39 PM (13 years ago)
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