A berber and his customer

Date: 08-12-2011 3:05 pm (12 years ago) | Author: osaxyest mo'Nice Edoboy.
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- at 8-12-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
... The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,'Your house!' With ur wife Smiley

Posted: at 8-12-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- queenrukky at 8-12-2011 03:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2011 03:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- thumble at 8-12-2011 04:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin funnyd husband dey shave hair while d guy d shave d wife ***
Posted: at 8-12-2011 04:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahaha joke of the week
Posted: at 8-12-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bikman at 8-12-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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BOTH OF DEM AR BARBAS BUT IN A DEFERENT FEILD.
Posted: at 8-12-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- thumble at 8-12-2011 04:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  8-12-2011 03:08 PM
Grin Grin
u just dey shine teeth up n down u just brush..........lol
Posted: at 8-12-2011 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 8-12-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- thumble at 8-12-2011 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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rakelly na u cum  show pass sef
Posted: at 8-12-2011 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 8-12-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
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no b teeth be that
Posted: at 8-12-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 8-12-2011 05:10 PM (12 years ago)
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na ur teeth
Posted: at 8-12-2011 05:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- thumble at 8-12-2011 05:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  8-12-2011 05:10 PM
na ur teeth
ur teeth dey cos commotion Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-12-2011 05:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 8-12-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 8-12-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 8-12-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: thumble on  8-12-2011 04:57 PM
u just dey shine teeth  up n down u just brush..........lol
Shocked Shocked Shocked...if i catch u eh
Posted: at 8-12-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- all_d_audible at 8-12-2011 07:54 PM (12 years ago)
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fhhhh fhhhh, something is fishing, sorry babber
Posted: at 8-12-2011 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chogzie at 8-12-2011 08:36 PM (12 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 8-12-2011 08:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2011 11:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: all_d_audible on  8-12-2011 07:54 PM
fhhhh fhhhh, something is fishing, sorry babber
yeye aboki woman long time
Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 9-12-2011 12:10 AM (12 years ago)
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bad man  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2011 12:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:46 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 9-12-2011 03:58 AM (12 years ago)
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ahahahaha
Posted: at 9-12-2011 03:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 9-12-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 9-12-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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