illiteracy is bad :D

Date: 09-12-2011 12:09 am (13 years ago) | Author: chiamaka Adanne
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- at 9-12-2011 12:09 AM (13 years ago)
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An illiterate woman boarded a
plane from Enugu to Abuja .
She was booked for an economy
class seat,
Just after the plane took-off, the
woman stood up and went
to sit in the first class cabin.
The flight attendant went to ask
her to go back and sit in
economy class
because that's where her ticket
allowed her to sit, but she
refused. She
had paid and wanted the best
seat.
Then the attendant informed the
junior pilot. The junior pilot went
and
spoke with the lady and she still
refused. Then the junior pilot
went to
inform the Chief pilot.
The chief pilot said, "I am
married to an illiterate, I'll go and
talk to
her".
The Chief Pilot went and
whispered some words to the
woman and she
peacefully stood up and went to
her economy class seat.
Surprised, the flight attendant
and Junior pilot asked the Chief
Pilot:
"Sir, what did you tell her?"
The Chief Pilot said: Easy Guys! I
just told her that first class is not
going to Abuja , only economy
class is!!!
  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 9-12-2011 12:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bend at 9-12-2011 01:09 AM (13 years ago)
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I remember one adult sch advert song "if u no sabi read and write you blind o. u wear big agbada under dignity, u no complete. if u sabi read and write and speak good English, na him make u complete person".lol
Posted: at 9-12-2011 01:09 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 9-12-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 9-12-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 9-12-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2011 09:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Bend on  9-12-2011 01:09 AM
I remember one adult sch advert song "if u no sabi read and write you blind o. u wear big agbada under dignity, u no complete. if u sabi read and write and speak good English, na him make u complete person".lol
so waitin come happen

Posted: at 9-12-2011 09:45 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 9-12-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-12-2011 09:45 AM
so waitin come happen
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 9-12-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 9-12-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 9-12-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 9-12-2011 12:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-12-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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teeth gal
Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 9-12-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-12-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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the same gal
Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 9-12-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-12-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-12-2011 03:59 PM (13 years ago)
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still her
Posted: at 9-12-2011 03:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2011 04:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Kiss Kiss Cheesy

Posted: at 9-12-2011 04:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Osaxyest at 9-12-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-12-2011 12:48 AM
Lol
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Posted: at 9-12-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mimibaby_5 at 9-12-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  9-12-2011 03:59 PM
still her
lwkmd lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Posted: at 9-12-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 9-12-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-01-2012 01:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Bongo Evil

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