MONEY

Date: 19-01-2009 9:55 am (16 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
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Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.

"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."

Posted: at 19-01-2009 09:55 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- onyinyenaija at 19-01-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago)
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How could u people use the name of Almighty God in vain words...
God is not man and should be honoured in all things... Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-01-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 19-01-2009 03:04 PM (16 years ago)
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my hand no dey o!
Posted: at 19-01-2009 03:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-01-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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thank God i never read am...... mmnnn yemzy take time o..  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-01-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-01-2009 07:05 PM (16 years ago)
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yemzy, you don complete your treatment for my pharmacy?
Posted: at 19-01-2009 07:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 19-01-2009 07:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 19-01-2009 05:37 PM
thank God i never read am...... mmnnn yemzy take time o..  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

how far where u dey self?
Posted: at 19-01-2009 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 19-01-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 19-01-2009 07:05 PM
yemzy, you don complete your treatment for my pharmacy?

 rezi...this 2009 u no go try put one pix there even though na ur negative... Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-01-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 01:26 AM (16 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-01-2009 01:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-01-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Na wah sha...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-01-2009 08:57 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 01:26 AM
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Emma wetin... are u angry with rezi too?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-01-2009 09:00 AM (16 years ago)
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wetin go make am vex for rezi baba... Rezi know why im no wan upload pix....
Posted: at 20-01-2009 09:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 06:06 PM (16 years ago)
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in no want make them put most wanted 4 in pic too..Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2009 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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naijapals no go gree pay royalties for my pix. so no need. but we don dey negotiate sha
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 07:43 PM (16 years ago)
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which kin loyality be that na...if na that one i beg...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 21-01-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 06:06 PM
in no want make them put most wanted 4 in pic too..Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin u mean say em fit be dis Osama wey america dey find everywhere...
Posted: at 21-01-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:16 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 07:43 PM
which kin loyality be that na...if na that one i beg...
you no know book? i say ROYALTY no be LOYALTY.
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 21-01-2009 09:19 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 06:06 PM
in no want make them put most wanted 4 in pic too..Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin u mean say em fit be dis Osama wey america dey find everywhere...
osama no reach for where i for dey run things Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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