Three Pastors

Date: 20-01-2009 11:10 am (16 years ago) | Author: Maggie Thomas
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- at 20-01-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago)
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Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy
Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time
and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor
thought of sharing his heart with others. He said "Guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves
like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each
other with our weaknesses".  They all agreed to this. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The
people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking
little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from
the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be
fired!" Another pastor said "Brothers your sins are better than mine! I have
slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I
preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If
this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought
he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers, my
problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share this! I will be
back!"

Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 20-01-2009 11:23 AM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 20-01-2009 02:41 PM (16 years ago)
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I laugh so tay i fall 4 ground........ Kip it up Girl.
Posted: at 20-01-2009 02:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-01-2009 05:14 PM (16 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago)
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is okay...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 20-01-2009 02:41 PM
I laugh so tay i fall 4 ground........ Kip it up Girl.
why you no go laff so tay? no be girl post am?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:29 PM
Quote from: Doshe on 20-01-2009 02:41 PM
I laugh so tay i fall 4 ground........ Kip it up Girl.
why you no go laff so tay? no be girl post am?


infact raziii u get ammm...no be small.....i dey wonder...why that laugh con too much like that...not knowing that...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:34 PM (16 years ago)
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you suppose know na. BOTTOM POWER!!!
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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OOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYY i seeeeeeeeee.na....whaooooooooo...but wait..ooooo... how that thing con they powerful like that way go make person...laugh they fall 4 ground like that?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 21-01-2009 02:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 05:37 PM
OOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYY i seeeeeeeeee.na....whaooooooooo...but wait..ooooo... how that thing con they powerful like that way go make person...laugh they fall 4 ground like that?
Emma, NA WAH TO YOU OH!!!! na every thing wey dis babe post you wan appear on? dem send you to am? abi you don be bodyguard now? take it easy oh!!! she dey china abi you wan go?Huh??
Posted: at 21-01-2009 02:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-01-2009 02:26 AM (16 years ago)
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hhhhhhaaaaaaaaa greatest watin u self they find 4 here i don tell u make u speak ur mind...i know say somthing they u just they use style....i know u..lol
Posted: at 21-01-2009 02:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jettyb at 21-01-2009 08:29 AM (16 years ago)
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LOL dis is very funny.
Posted: at 21-01-2009 08:29 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:25 PM (16 years ago)
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emma no mind degreat... e dey vex say na you always dey 1st am dey reach there
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 21-01-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Lol. Its cool.
Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Henryjay at 30-07-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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looooooooooooooooooool
lmao
Posted: at 30-07-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chimaicon at 30-07-2010 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 30-07-2010 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- nicestobi at 1-08-2010 07:10 AM (14 years ago)
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tight light joke
Posted: at 1-08-2010 07:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-08-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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who dey go dig all this jokes
Posted: at 1-08-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 2-08-2010 01:55 AM (14 years ago)
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old joke.posted b4
Posted: at 2-08-2010 01:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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