A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!!
Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:16 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
degreatest2 at 21-01-2009 01:09 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Toks-E on 20-01-2009 03:18 PM
Newbie, i'll assume u don't know
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this stuff has been posted 4 more than 300 tymes
Toks, you try oh!!! you be Ogbologbo, No, Agbalagbi to ju Agbalagba lo, you fit give this babe paper medal, consider say she come all the way from China, E easy?
Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Edwizzie at 21-01-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Hey! This is quite funny. I haven't seen this before and i'm sure i'm not the only one but shine your eyes next time before you post because according to Emmanuel4christ, there are lots of jokes detectors here. Excluding me though.
Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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