THE MAN FROM PRISON

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy
is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!!

Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Newbie, i'll assume u don't know

dat



this stuff has been posted 4 more than 300 tymes

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Posted: at 20-01-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

toks na only 300 times? i been think say e don reach like 30000 times?
magomn, take time!!!

Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok oh. but at least give me medal

Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

at least just rubber medal

Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u just they bring different style here...watin be this again....u be native doctor....

Posted: at 21-01-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LOL

Posted: at 21-01-2009 08:26 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Hey! This is quite funny. I haven't seen this before and i'm sure i'm not the only one but shine your eyes next time before you post because according to Emmanuel4christ, there are lots of jokes detectors here. Excluding me though.

Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

lol lol funny

Posted: at 22-01-2009 02:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming