The Intuitive Drunk

Date: 22-01-2009 12:42 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk says, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?'

The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."


Posted: at 22-01-2009 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 22-01-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-01-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 22-01-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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UMMMMMMMMMM
Posted: at 22-01-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 22-01-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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funny... lol
Posted: at 22-01-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 22-01-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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funny one, the drink don cover the drunk face...... Cool
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-01-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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wb....lol
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 22-01-2009 05:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 22-01-2009 05:33 PM
wb....lol


is that greek or language of the gods?.... Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-01-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:35 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 22-01-2009 05:33 PM
wb....lol


is that greek or language of the gods?.... Grin Grin

na na na........india language.. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago)
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na "ladifwjf-wfjpfjf", language be dat oh

Posted: at 25-01-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 25-01-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 22-01-2009 05:33 PM
wb....lol

Emma no mind these people wey no fit understand Swahili  Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-01-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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na swahala Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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na swahalest..Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:57 PM
na swahalest..Grin

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???

Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:35 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:57 PM
na swahalest..Grin

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???

U KNOW SAY  LANGUAGE FULL YAKATAR 4 THIS WORLD ALL THE ONE WAY U SEE SO NA DIFFERENT LANGUAGE..Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 3-02-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:35 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:57 PM
na swahalest..Grin

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???
sillyjokker, you mean say as you sharp reach so you dull for this one?
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 5-02-2009 08:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  3-02-2009 05:40 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:35 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:57 PM
na swahalest..Grin

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???
sillyjokker, you mean say as you sharp reach so you dull for this one?

wetin you mean now rezimero? take time o!

Posted: at 5-02-2009 08:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-02-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  5-02-2009 08:10 AM
Quote from: rezimero on  3-02-2009 05:40 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:35 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:57 PM
na swahalest..Grin

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???
sillyjokker, you mean say as you sharp reach so you dull for this one?

wetin you mean now rezimero? take time o!

why u self go they ask this kin question upon how u sharp reach..u know know say all thos ones na language.
Posted: at 5-02-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  5-02-2009 06:26 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  5-02-2009 08:10 AM
Quote from: rezimero on  3-02-2009 05:40 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-02-2009 11:35 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:57 PM
na swahalest..Grin

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???
sillyjokker, you mean say as you sharp reach so you dull for this one?

wetin you mean now rezimero? take time o!

why u self go they ask this kin question upon how u sharp reach..u know know say all thos ones na language.

 Embarrassed

Posted: at 8-02-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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