The Intuitive Drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk says, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?'

The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."

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Posted: at 22-01-2009 12:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

UMMMMMMMMMM

Posted: at 22-01-2009 02:52 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

funny one, the drink don cover the drunk face......

Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is that greek or language of the gods?....

Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na "ladifwjf-wfjpfjf", language be dat oh

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Posted: at 25-01-2009 01:19 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na swahala

Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wetin be all this present, past, participle abeg... i know understand... Emma abeg explain???

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Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sillyjokker, you mean say as you sharp reach so you dull for this one?

Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

why u self go they ask this kin question upon how u sharp reach..u know know say all thos ones na language.

Posted: at 5-02-2009 06:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

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Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac