DOF YOUR HAT FOR NAIJA COPS

Date: 23-01-2009 8:36 am (12 years ago) | Author: Chris Yemi
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- at 23-01-2009 08:36 AM (12 years ago)
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It was reported in the news this morning that Policemen in Kwars state, Nothern part of Nigeria have paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect, the goat was accused of trying to snatch someone's car at a gun point which he succeeded in doing anyway, but before it (abi na he sef) could move the car, was arrested by the police. (the twist) THE COPS CLAIMED THE GOAT WAS A HUMAN BEING WHEN HE SNATCHED THE CAR BUT TURNED (ABI NA TRANSFORM) TO A GOAT AT THE POINT OF ARREST, SO THEY HAD TO DRAG HIM TO STATION WHERE HE WILL BE KEPT UNTIL INVESTIGATION IS CONCLUDED!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!! (its not a joke, i heard it this morning on 96.9 cool fm in Lagos, you can confirm)

Posted: at 23-01-2009 08:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- alfchye at 23-01-2009 11:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Wonder sha never end
Posted: at 23-01-2009 11:31 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 12:24 PM (12 years ago)
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hhummmmmm greatest.....gbosa....4 u....hahhaa....watin fit call u self....?
Posted: at 23-01-2009 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-01-2009 01:08 PM (12 years ago)
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24 gunshot salute for the police

Posted: at 23-01-2009 01:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 01:32 PM (12 years ago)
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no be 4 the police...lol...na 4 greatest...way in con....give us COLD...ZOBO....drink....lol
Posted: at 23-01-2009 01:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 23-01-2009 02:35 PM (12 years ago)
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News Caster
Posted: at 23-01-2009 02:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-01-2009 08:16 PM (12 years ago)
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degreat... you no go stop!
Posted: at 25-01-2009 08:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 26-01-2009 07:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-01-2009 01:32 PM
no be 4 the police...lol...na 4 greatest...way in con....give us COLD...ZOBO....drink....lol
Oh Boy! i no blame you, e don tay wey u commot for naija, we wey dey here dey tell you sumthing and you dey argue, well this is not a joke but it sounded like a joke, check www.deoluakinyemi.com/tales-by-moonlight and tell me if it is still ZOBO. yeye boy like you!!!!!
Posted: at 26-01-2009 07:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 08:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 07:37 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-01-2009 01:32 PM
no be 4 the police...lol...na 4 greatest...way in con....give us COLD...ZOBO....drink....lol
Oh Boy! i no blame you, e don tay wey u commot for naija, we wey dey here dey tell you sumthing and you dey argue, well this is not a joke but it sounded like a joke, check www.deoluakinyemi.com/tales-by-moonlight and tell me if it is still ZOBO. yeye boy like you!!!!!

lol....no vex...i don send am finish..b4 i con see am 4 my freeze..news.....i con run back...make i delete am make u no see am but...is unfurtunate...say the thing no gree delete... Grin....but wait ooooo....how the..guy take transform...self...hhhaaaaa na wha 4 that our country...ooooo...small time now one person go turn to lion..lol...way in go they pursue every body...up and down.. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 08:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 26-01-2009 08:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-01-2009 08:24 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 07:37 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-01-2009 01:32 PM
no be 4 the police...lol...na 4 greatest...way in con....give us COLD...ZOBO....drink....lol
Oh Boy! i no blame you, e don tay wey u commot for naija, we wey dey here dey tell you sumthing and you dey argue, well this is not a joke but it sounded like a joke, check www.deoluakinyemi.com/tales-by-moonlight and tell me if it is still ZOBO. yeye boy like you!!!!!

lol....no vex...i don send am finish..b4 i con see am 4 my freeze..news.....i con run back...make i delete am make u no see am but...is unfurtunate...say the thing no gree delete... Grin....but wait ooooo....how the..guy take transform...self...hhhaaaaa na wha 4 that our country...ooooo...small time now one person go turn to lion..lol...way in go they pursue every body...up and down.. Grin Grin Grin
I never fit understand the thing as i dey, I dey try to confirm if the goat has been responding to interrogation in the police cell. wonders can never end in Niaja. we too much jooooooo!!!!
Posted: at 26-01-2009 08:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 09:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 08:55 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-01-2009 08:24 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 07:37 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-01-2009 01:32 PM
no be 4 the police...lol...na 4 greatest...way in con....give us COLD...ZOBO....drink....lol
Oh Boy! i no blame you, e don tay wey u commot for naija, we wey dey here dey tell you sumthing and you dey argue, well this is not a joke but it sounded like a joke, check www.deoluakinyemi.com/tales-by-moonlight and tell me if it is still ZOBO. yeye boy like you!!!!!

lol....no vex...i don send am finish..b4 i con see am 4 my freeze..news.....i con run back...make i delete am make u no see am but...is unfurtunate...say the thing no gree delete... Grin....but wait ooooo....how the..guy take transform...self...hhhaaaaa na wha 4 that our country...ooooo...small time now one person go turn to lion..lol...way in go they pursue every body...up and down.. Grin Grin Grin
I never fit understand the thing as i dey, I dey try to confirm if the goat has been responding to interrogation in the police cell. wonders can never end in Niaja. we too much jooooooo!!!!

lol....if na me be the police man...i go..LOCK THE GOAT 4 PRISON 4 GOOD 7 DAYS..i know go giv am any food..lol..if hunger wan kill am in go change...to human...con talk say...BROS..I DEY HUNGRY I BEG..LOL.. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 12:53 AM (12 years ago)
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U try well well, U hear ? wetin dey ?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 12:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-01-2009 03:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 27-01-2009 12:53 AM
U try well well, U hear ? wetin dey ?


watin dey yan me..?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 08:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Nothing dey yet oh! except you wan give me rezi address make i fit send that terminator cat to his doormat!!!!1
Posted: at 27-01-2009 08:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 27-01-2009 08:56 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin  this kindda goat self... why em no go central bank go try luck...
Posted: at 27-01-2009 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 09:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 27-01-2009 08:56 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin  this kindda goat self... why em no go central bank go try luck...
You know say na local goat, na for kwara state the thing happen and i no sure say central bank dey Ilorin!!! Onyin are u preparing fr valentine? sheyna emma go be your date?Huh? na my guy oh! so help me help am.............
Posted: at 27-01-2009 09:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-01-2009 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 27-01-2009 09:19 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 27-01-2009 08:56 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin  this kindda goat self... why em no go central bank go try luck...
You know say na local goat, na for kwara state the thing happen and i no sure say central bank dey Ilorin!!! Onyin are u preparing fr valentine? sheyna emma go be your date?Huh? na my guy oh! so help me help am.............

hhhhaaaaa baaaaaa why u dey hide ur feelings na..i know say na watin dey ur mind be that..u just put my name 4 that place..lol...anyway...the goat know say if in go centra  bank...na the end be that.. Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2009 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pharmD at 28-01-2009 12:00 AM (12 years ago)
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i wonder how goat com get sense reach where him wan go steal car, this goat get degree for criminology.
no surprise say the policeman wey arrest the goat be wan steal the goat only say people just show them come put am for inside the honda car (na even scrap the car be so why the goat wan steal am).
Posted: at 28-01-2009 12:00 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 28-01-2009 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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D goat get luck say no b xmas period dem catch am him 4 don enter pot by now. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2009 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 28-01-2009 06:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 28-01-2009 09:47 AM
D goat get luck say no b xmas period dem catch am him 4 don enter pot by now. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Lolz na true u talk!!!
Posted: at 28-01-2009 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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