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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:02 PM (12 years ago)  (f) A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite.."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything ! on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know! why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex." | Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:13 PM (12 years ago) (f)  ...I NO GO TELL U | Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:52 PM (12 years ago) (f) i go tell u 4 dat corner | Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mimibaby_5") mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 06:59 PM (12 years ago) (f) enough copy and paste  | Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 20-01-2012 07:03 PM (12 years ago) (f) Mimi...hw we go do na.. | Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mimibaby_5") mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 07:10 PM (12 years ago) (f) abi? copy n continue to paste | Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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i like.............pb4
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 20-01-2012 08:32 PM (12 years ago) (m) Make i go piss i dey com
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 20-01-2012 08:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 21-01-2012 11:03 AM (12 years ago) (f) no piss 4 ma wall o  | Posted: at 21-01-2012 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 21-01-2012 04:26 PM (12 years ago) (m) Huh
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "jublow") jublow at 21-01-2012 04:29 PM (12 years ago) (m) so F dey 4 sex me no knw oooooooo......... sha i get A1 | Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 22-01-2012 10:44 AM (12 years ago) (m) Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 22-01-2012 10:44 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 23-01-2012 11:10 AM (12 years ago) (f) so F dey 4 sex me no knw oooooooo......... sha i get A1
ur pic tells us so | Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kingsleyd") kingsleyd at 23-01-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago) (m) pppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbb50000000000000000 | Posted: at 23-01-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 23-01-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 23-01-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "thumble") thumble at 23-01-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 23-01-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jublow") jublow at 23-01-2012 05:35 PM (12 years ago) (m) ur pic tells us so
wetin u get? | Posted: at 23-01-2012 05:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 23-01-2012 06:39 PM (12 years ago) (f) i dnt knw | Posted: at 23-01-2012 06:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 24-01-2012 09:58 AM (12 years ago) (f) that thing...... see them bad minds | Posted: at 24-01-2012 09:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 24-01-2012 02:08 PM (12 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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