(throat cleared) am back for joke now - who dares me?

Date: 24-01-2012 11:46 am (12 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
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- at 24-01-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Ikemba answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
Doctor: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good
news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need
help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Ikemba: "My God. What's the good news?"
Doctor: "I'm kidding. She's dead."

Posted: at 24-01-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 11:56 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
why d guy dey play rough play nah?
Posted: at 24-01-2012 11:56 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 12:01 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 24-01-2012 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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is dis ur readiness?
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 24-01-2012 12:25 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 24-01-2012 12:17 PM
is dis ur readiness?

huh?
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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see ya face Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 24-01-2012 01:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 24-01-2012 12:46 PM
huh?
wetin na
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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who is   this Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 24-01-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 24-01-2012 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis kind yoke sef........................
E get K-leg!
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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straight am now.
 after all u get bow leg Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 24-01-2012 02:43 PM (12 years ago)
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ok,
The thing don turn to Y leg
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 02:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Abeg make dem create yeye forum for N/P
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 02:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Abeg make dem create yeye forum for N/P
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Monsol at 24-01-2012 02:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Spare head the move na
At lease u go be pioneer Presido
of Yeye forum
Posted: at 24-01-2012 02:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 24-01-2012 01:15 PM
wetin na

nothing oo  Cheesy
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 24-01-2012 02:28 PM
who is   this Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

na steph oo
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 24-01-2012 02:46 PM
Abeg make dem create yeye forum for N/P

ee go sweet well well oo  Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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