Fear valentine o!!

Date: 09-02-2012 7:23 am (12 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 9-02-2012 07:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Babe: baby do u still luv me like before?
Guy: yes luv! My luv for u will never change.
Babe: dats my babyyyy(y)
Babe: I want u to buy me somtin.
Guy: just name it
Babe: its just one BB porsche sha...
Guy: no problem.just find out d price and let me knw
Babe:its 480,000 naira
Guy: is it manual or authomatic? is it still in a good shape, as in, d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too?
Babe: honey, it's not a car o. its a phone.
Guy: : phone?!
Guy: dat means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, abi?
Babe: are u buyin it or not?
Guy: pls am not o! I cnt!:O
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: dnt even border again. I'll call alhaji to get it for me dis evenin.
Guy: Better still, call Atiku he will be faster
Babe::am goin to delete u
Guy: is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche.
Guy: Idiot! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef....lwkmd


Posted: at 9-02-2012 07:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- franel at 9-02-2012 07:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Babe: baby do u still luv me like before?
Guy: yes luv! My luv for u will never change.
Babe: dats my babyyyy(y)
Babe: I want u to buy me somtin.
Guy: just name it
Babe: its just one BB porsche sha...
Guy: no problem.just find out d price and let me knw
Babe:its 480,000 naira
Guy: is it manual or authomatic? is it still in a good shape, as in, d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too?
Babe: honey, it's not a car o. its a phone.
Guy: : phone?!
Guy: dat means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, abi?
Babe: are u buyin it or not?
Guy: pls am not o! I cnt!:O
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: dnt even border again. I'll call alhaji to get it for me dis evenin.
Guy: Better still, call Atiku he will be faster
Babe::am goin to delete u
Guy: is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche.
Guy: Idiot! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef....lwkmd

Posted: at 9-02-2012 07:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 9-02-2012 07:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Much to my chagrin! I posted a topic & it appears thrice. How can i delete it?

Posted: at 9-02-2012 07:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-02-2012 08:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoihoihoi

Posted: at 9-02-2012 08:44 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-02-2012 08:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  9-02-2012 07:43 AM
Much to my chagrin! I posted a topic & it appears thrice. How can i delete it?
don't worry 1 yeye boi wey be stephen go delete am Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 9-02-2012 08:46 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 9-02-2012 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 9-02-2012 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hannahsamuel at 9-02-2012 03:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Much to my chagrin! I posted a topic & it appears thrice. How can i delete it?



ask google Cheesy
Posted: at 9-02-2012 03:26 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 9-02-2012 03:35 PM (12 years ago)
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No be small thing Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-02-2012 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimboy at 9-02-2012 06:38 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Posted: at 9-02-2012 06:38 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- richy_ex at 9-02-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago)
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 is this fuuny? Huh?
Posted: at 9-02-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mimibaby_5 at 9-02-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 9-02-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 9-02-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago)
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@Ziegbo, wetin i get here na stephen153. Try call d stephen now o.. @Stephen153, na so. U sabi delete message from dis page? @Hannahsamuel, sry your joke no make any sence. :-P

Posted: at 9-02-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-02-2012 04:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: mimibaby_5 on  9-02-2012 09:43 PM
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 10-02-2012 04:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 10-02-2012 11:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Na wa o person no fit hear word again, from subsidy 2 boko & now val.

Posted: at 10-02-2012 11:40 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 10-02-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 10-02-2012 04:30 AM
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Grin Grin Grin Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 10-02-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HappyJeff at 10-02-2012 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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funny stuff
Posted: at 10-02-2012 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 10-02-2012 11:47 PM (12 years ago)
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yeh!

Posted: at 10-02-2012 11:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 11-02-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Pls, is Stephen153 out of network?

Posted: at 11-02-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 12-02-2012 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 12-02-2012 08:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-02-2012 08:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Na who be dis?

Posted: at 13-02-2012 08:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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