MENTAL WARD

Date: 29-01-2009 9:20 am (12 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 29-01-2009 09:20 AM (12 years ago)
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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see them kolo...
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:37 AM
see them kolo...


who? i no see dem.... Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-01-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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na wa o
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:41 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:37 AM
see them kolo...


who? i no see dem.... Grin
OhBoy! I stil dey look since oh! i no gree see them!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:58 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:41 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:37 AM
see them kolo...


who? i no see dem.... Grin
OhBoy! I stil dey look since oh! i no gree see them!!!


u don kolo 2
Posted: at 29-01-2009 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 01:43 PM (12 years ago)
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yu see anybody wey kolo for here? if na hunger go find something eat na.... abi dem take wool cover ya face?
Posted: at 29-01-2009 01:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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patient #3
Posted: at 29-01-2009 02:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 02:15 PM (12 years ago)
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yea na gre8tes still de look since
Posted: at 29-01-2009 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 02:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 02:08 PM
patient #3



who be patient #3
Posted: at 29-01-2009 02:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 09:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 11:37 AM
see them kolo...


oyin..why be say na..u post joke...na u first reply am.. Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 29-01-2009 09:48 PM (12 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 10:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 29-01-2009 09:48 PM
passing

where to na..
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 30-01-2009 12:43 AM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 10:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: baloo on 30-01-2009 12:43 AM
Embarrassed Embarrassed



wetin do u? person loss?...... Grin
Posted: at 30-01-2009 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 30-01-2009 11:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 30-01-2009 10:54 AM
Quote from: baloo on 30-01-2009 12:43 AM
Embarrassed Embarrassed



wetin do u? person loss?...... Grin
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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who beat yu?
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amouramio at 30-01-2009 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
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My My, that patient #1 dem need to change his drugs
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:32 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 30-01-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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just tryn 2 b me
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 11:56 AM (12 years ago)
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watin do u na...?
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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