MENTAL WARD

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 30-01-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac