You hear the words, your stomach muscles start to contract, the adrenalin starts to flow.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i finally got to see the film Snakes last night ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how am i ever going to be able to use the toilet without thinking a snake is trying to aim for my mojo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, next time am going to be boarding a plane am going to be thinking what is behind me , are there any snakes below ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh am not sure why i feel this way,am still frightened Snakes.
oh dear i remember the scene where this large Python ate/crushed this big fat man , he was as big as me even though i dont regard myself as fat okay, geeeeeeeeeees he crushed his bones, can u imagine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh before widening its mouth and swallowing his head.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the fat woman who thought she was being massaged by a man but it was a snake that was crawling around her ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is not a film for wimps, am sure not one but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was screaming most of the time screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm at one point family members asked me to stay calm, i guess they now see me differently you know.
Mo dan ran , oh my I no fit watch am ooooooo ye pa ri pa.
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