A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her Bosom s.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or Bosom cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have segxwal intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."
just a joke
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
onyinyenaija at 1-02-2009 07:16 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Toks-E on 31-01-2009 02:20 PM
reformatted stuff of a joke that has been posted here over six months
u know sabi say Toks get computer chips wey dguy fix for em neck to screen jokes.. now the memory don corrupt... so every joke wey person post here the memory dey read "POSTED B4" or "DRY & BORING" and other error messages...dguy tell me say e dey find software to format it
Posted: at 1-02-2009 07:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 2-02-2009 04:49 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 1-02-2009 07:16 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 31-01-2009 02:20 PM
reformatted stuff of a joke that has been posted here over six months
u know sabi say Toks get computer chips wey dguy fix for em neck to screen jokes.. now the memory don corrupt... so every joke wey person post here the memory dey read "POSTED B4" or "DRY & BORING" and other error messages...dguy tell me say e dey find software to format it
My dear thank you ojare... no mind the haters.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
reformatted stuff of a joke that has been posted here over six months
u know sabi say Toks get computer chips wey dguy fix for em neck to screen jokes.. now the memory don corrupt... so every joke wey person post here the memory dey read "POSTED B4" or "DRY & BORING" and other error messages...dguy tell me say e dey find software to format it
OMG.. ..onyin u know kill person with laugh ooooo...lol
Posted: at 2-02-2009 09:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
reformatted stuff of a joke that has been posted here over six months
u know sabi say Toks get computer chips wey dguy fix for em neck to screen jokes.. now the memory don corrupt... so every joke wey person post here the memory dey read "POSTED B4" or "DRY & BORING" and other error messages...dguy tell me say e dey find software to format it
i go come back for u
2.0.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:40 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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