A husband working abroad wrote to his wife... Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month for expences, so I am sending 100 kisses as You are my sweetheart.
your husband,
His wife replied... Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses,though I have taken care of it. (1) The milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. (2). The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. (3). Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. (4). Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other executive items and other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance, but in urgent need,I apply executive Item.. Shall I plan the same for next month.
Your love.
NIGERIA IS MY COUNTRY
Posted: at 26-02-2012 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
richy_ex at 27-02-2012 02:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
naughty one
Posted: at 27-02-2012 02:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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