1.working in a company 4 10yrz without promotion. 2.when u fail maths n english in waec. 3.if a goat segxwally excites u. 4.if ur car spends more time at the mechanic shop than the road. 5.when u re posted to maiduguri 4 ur nysc. 6.u r a hidden christian in the midst of boko harams,n ur phone rings,let smbody shout halleluia. 7.even after photoshopping,u still look ugly. 8.when u vomits egusi soup n pounded yam,during 5days fasting n prayerz in the church. 9.if u r 30yrz,n u still leave with ur parents. 10.when u rape a military man's only daughter. 11.when a rat eats ur name off all ur original documents. 12.when u get stucked with a boko haram suicide bomber in an elevator. 13.when ur only child joins the nigerian police force. 14.if u r an asernal fan. 15.when u mistake a super glue 4 cream when masturbating
c/p
Posted: at 26-02-2012 09:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bachelorette at 26-02-2012 09:37 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: MegaOneplusone on 26-02-2012 09:04 PM
1.working in a company 4 10yrz without promotion. 2.when u fail maths n english in waec. 3.if a goat segxwally excites u. 4.if ur car spends more time at the mechanic shop than the road. 5.when u re posted to maiduguri 4 ur nysc. 6.u r a hidden christian in the midst of boko harams,n ur phone rings,let smbody shout halleluia. 7.even after photoshopping,u still look ugly. 8.when u vomits egusi soup n pounded yam,during 5days fasting n prayerz in the church. 9.if u r 30yrz,n u still leave with ur parents. 10.when u rape a military man's only daughter. 11.when a rat eats ur name off all ur original documents. 12.when u get stucked with a boko haram suicide bomber in an elevator. 13.when ur only child joins the nigerian police force. 14.if u r an asernal fan. 15.when u mistake a super glue 4 cream when masturbating
c/p
ur father!!!!
I've always lived by 3 principles:
1. Honour ur God, 2. Love ur Family and 3. Defend your Country
Posted: at 26-02-2012 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
1.working in a company 4 10yrz without promotion. 2.when u fail maths n english in waec. 3.if a goat segxwally excites u. 4.if ur car spends more time at the mechanic shop than the road. 5.when u re posted to maiduguri 4 ur nysc. 6.u r a hidden christian in the midst of boko harams,n ur phone rings,let smbody shout halleluia. 7.even after photoshopping,u still look ugly. 8.when u vomits egusi soup n pounded yam,during 5days fasting n prayerz in the church. 9.if u r 30yrz,n u still leave with ur parents. 10.when u rape a military man's only daughter. 11.when a rat eats ur name off all ur original documents. 12.when u get stucked with a boko haram suicide bomber in an elevator. 13.when ur only child joins the nigerian police force. 14.if u r an asernal fan. 15.when u mistake a super glue 4 cream when masturbating
c/p
This is the joke of the month...the person own don be be that na.
i love me
Posted: at 27-02-2012 12:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
eluster29 at 28-02-2012 03:30 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Lolz.. :)maybe na 9yrs u spend 4 skool...guy man, i dey hail oh.. na joke i dey oh.., but i be nor dey talk 2u.. so, try not to dey show ur self like say u be superstar.... And I like beg u, make u dey check ur look and try dey dress like normal human being. Na pple like u dey fall Naija hand
Posted: at 28-02-2012 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
........yu already no that 
...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
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