Professor too know

Date: 28-02-2012 4:39 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Blessing Asibor
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- at 28-02-2012 04:39 PM (12 years ago)
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A professor was traveling by boat,on their way he asked the sailor 'Do u know Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embraeology? Epidemology? 'NO' said the sailor. Prof got angry and said 'what the hell do u know? You will die of illetracy' One hour later the boat started sinking.The sailor looked. @ prof and said' Do u knw Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? 'NO' said the Prof. Well dat means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and u will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology because of your Mouthology...ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ Ɣou all

Posted: at 28-02-2012 04:39 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- nellykelly008 at 29-02-2012 05:56 AM (12 years ago)
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hehe...
no body is perfect
Posted: at 29-02-2012 05:56 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chinwe1234 at 29-02-2012 10:11 AM (12 years ago)
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over sabi no good. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-02-2012 10:11 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 29-02-2012 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-02-2012 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mo-the-mo at 29-02-2012 01:25 PM (12 years ago)
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THis is very funny am laughing
Posted: at 29-02-2012 01:25 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- mo-the-mo at 1-03-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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make u dey laugh too or wating u no wan laugh!!!
Posted: at 1-03-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2012 10:24 AM (12 years ago)
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good for both of dem
Posted: at 2-03-2012 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 2-03-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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I don laf die. lol!
Posted: at 2-03-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 3-03-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 3-03-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- hannahsamuel at 3-03-2012 09:25 AM (12 years ago)
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laf wan finish me  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2012 09:25 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2012 07:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Old skull
Posted: at 5-03-2012 07:36 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-03-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ebuhansdsome at 6-03-2012 01:36 PM (12 years ago)
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gud one jor!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- BournIdentity at 7-03-2012 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 7-03-2012 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 7-03-2012 03:38 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2012 03:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- eddy5050 at 7-03-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahaha i am done 4 2day abeg ......
Posted: at 7-03-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- BournIdentity at 8-03-2012 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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good night!
Posted: at 8-03-2012 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nablegalaxy at 9-03-2012 04:05 AM (12 years ago)
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i not fit laughooooooooo ----this one is really funny. Professors  are really too inquisitive.
infact you won the joke of the weekology with my gradeology!
Posted: at 9-03-2012 04:05 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- barackolala at 9-03-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: nellykelly008 on 29-02-2012 05:56 AM
hehe...thisis phyuking funny

Posted: at 9-03-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- MacDaniel at 9-03-2012 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-03-2012 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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