I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave . I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her ".And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this...)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
CM SELF,WHY CANT U PPL SHOWER ENCOMIUMS ON ONE'S JOKE EVEN WEN U KNOW IT'S BEEN POSTED B4?THE PERSON IS A NEWBIE AND MIGHT NT HV READ IT ON THIS FORUM B4.PLS STOP FALLING EACHODA'S MORALE.
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 4-02-2009 12:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Dry reformated onyin pscho ward joke,why can u b innovative 4 1ce in ur naijapals life?
Because you are just a newbie, and you don't know much... mcheew!
.Ewo c person wey knw much whey b say na so so tins wey dry n no mak sense u dey post. If knwin much is 2 b som1 lik u then i wil rada rmain d way i am!
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 5-02-2009 08:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 5-02-2009 08:30 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 5-02-2009 08:13 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 4-02-2009 10:44 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 4-02-2009 10:18 AM
Dry reformated onyin pscho ward joke,why can u b innovative 4 1ce in ur naijapals life?
Because you are just a newbie, and you don't know much... mcheew!
.Ewo c person wey knw much whey b say na so so tins wey dry n no mak sense u dey post. If knwin much is 2 b som1 lik u then i wil rada rmain d way i am!
And so shall you remain....
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 5-02-2009 08:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
CM SELF,WHY CANT U PPL SHOWER ENCOMIUMS ON ONE'S JOKE EVEN WEN U KNOW IT'S BEEN POSTED B4?THE PERSON IS A NEWBIE AND MIGHT NT HV READ IT ON THIS FORUM B4.PLS STOP FALLING EACHODA'S MORALE.
silly jokker u know see the grammerian way this our bro talk..u dey ask me question now
Posted: at 5-02-2009 06:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
CM SELF,WHY CANT U PPL SHOWER ENCOMIUMS ON ONE'S JOKE EVEN WEN U KNOW IT'S BEEN POSTED B4?THE PERSON IS A NEWBIE AND MIGHT NT HV READ IT ON THIS FORUM B4.PLS STOP FALLING EACHODA'S MORALE.
silly jokker u know see the grammerian way this our bro talk..u dey ask me question now
wetin d guy don talk wey b grama nw ehen Bush man.. Assumin say he com talk say he waz LACKADIASICALLY FLABERGASTED PSYCHOLOGICALLY wetin u 4 cari?ENCYCLOPEDIA.?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 5-02-2009 09:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
CM SELF,WHY CANT U PPL SHOWER ENCOMIUMS ON ONE'S JOKE EVEN WEN U KNOW IT'S BEEN POSTED B4?THE PERSON IS A NEWBIE AND MIGHT NT HV READ IT ON THIS FORUM B4.PLS STOP FALLING EACHODA'S MORALE.
silly jokker u know see the grammerian way this our bro talk..u dey ask me question now
wetin d guy don talk wey b grama nw ehen Bush man.. Assumin say he com talk say he waz LACKADIASICALLY FLABERGASTED PSYCHOLOGICALLY wetin u 4 cari?ENCYCLOPEDIA.?
guy na oyibo emmy blow, simple thing "make u na show apprecaition to thing mirixed" simple na in e go America come bak come talk, gwhy, if him talk dat 1 wikipedia go vex..............abi u wan run dem out of business
Posted: at 6-02-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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