Final Exam

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of
superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

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Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

maybe the guy no get face na, or he follow act for face-off!!!!.....

Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

HEY DTS REALLY COOL.THE PROF SOLD HIMSELF OUT

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Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 6-02-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 7-02-2009 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

that kind thing

Posted: at 7-02-2009 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Who is he referring...?

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Posted: at 8-02-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oh boy see strategy to take dey submit late oh. y i no reason am b4? i sure na for DELSU (Delta State University) Abraka dis kind thing for happen. de bro sharp well well

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac