WARRI STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM, but hedidn't answer any question wrong!Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?A: his last battle.Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed?A: at the bottom of the page.Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A : liquid.Q4: What is the main reason for failure?A: exams.Q5: What is the main reason for divorce?A: Marriage.Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?A: Lunch & dinner.Q7: What looks like half an apple?A: the other half.Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?A: it will simply become wet.Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?A: No problem, he sleeps only at night.Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand.Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?A: very large hands.Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how longwould it take four men to build it?A: No time at all, the wall is already built.Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floorwithout cracking it?A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. So why teacher fail am nau? Warri no dey carry last!!
Posted: at 9-03-2012 01:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 9-03-2012 05:33 PM (13 years ago) (m)
wow! I get pass mark..
Posted: at 9-03-2012 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 12-03-2012 10:52 AM (13 years ago) (m)
@zeigbo, I go soon put u 4 naija incubator con reborn u with tombo mix with kai kai, con identify u with I-gbo. After u don ze, na im u go com go confession forum teldem everything includin how u b born-again. Then your yeye go comot totally.
Posted: at 12-03-2012 10:52 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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