Speeding

Date: 08-02-2009 10:39 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 8-02-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago)
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A driver is pulled over by a police man.


Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the boot if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please.

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.



Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fesh at 8-02-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Stupid officer!
Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 8-02-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 8-02-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 11:56 AM
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ehen sè u c say u try 4 dis 1 no b lik d other ones wey no mak sense!
Triple tu alay 4 u,
THUMBS Up
Posted: at 8-02-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 8-02-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  8-02-2009 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 11:56 AM
Shocked
ehen sè u c say u try 4 dis 1 no b lik d other ones wey no mak sense!
Triple tu alay 4 u,
THUMBS Up



i don tell am b4, she just dey do shakara 4 me

 Wink
Posted: at 8-02-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  8-02-2009 01:13 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on  8-02-2009 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 11:56 AM
Shocked
ehen sè u c say u try 4 dis 1 no b lik d other ones wey no mak sense!
Triple tu alay 4 u,
THUMBS Up




i don tell am b4, she just dey do shakara 4 me

 Wink

Gwhy... Smiley

ToksE  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-02-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 8-02-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 02:51 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on  8-02-2009 01:13 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on  8-02-2009 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 11:56 AM
Shocked
ehen sè u c say u try 4 dis 1 no b lik d other ones wey no mak sense!
Triple tu alay 4 u,
THUMBS Up

i don tell am b4, she just dey do shakara 4 me

 Wink

Gwhy... Smiley

ToksE  Lips Sealed


wetin na
Posted: at 8-02-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 04:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  8-02-2009 03:10 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 02:51 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on  8-02-2009 01:13 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on  8-02-2009 12:35 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 11:56 AM
Shocked
ehen sè u c say u try 4 dis 1 no b lik d other ones wey no mak sense!
Triple tu alay 4 u,
THUMBS Up

i don tell am b4, she just dey do shakara 4 me

 Wink

Gwhy... Smiley

ToksE  Lips Sealed


wetin na

No comments...
Posted: at 8-02-2009 04:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-02-2009 04:27 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry
sillyjokker wetin be dis na? i no expect this from you ohhhhhhhh
Posted: at 8-02-2009 04:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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i no see am b4 na
Posted: at 8-02-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-02-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 04:30 PM
i no see am b4 na
ok, you are forgiven. Go and Sin No More.
Posted: at 8-02-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 8-02-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago)
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prophet rezi, she don commit many sins o
Posted: at 8-02-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-02-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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which sin she don commit na?
Posted: at 9-02-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 01:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 01:26 AM
which sin she don commit na?
sin of ...... Mak i allow toks talk am oya toks
Posted: at 9-02-2009 01:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-02-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  8-02-2009 08:19 PM
prophet rezi, she don commit many sins o
even if the sins many, since she don confess, she is forgiven.
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago)
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hilarious!! ...thumbs up gurl
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-02-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  9-02-2009 10:50 AM
hilarious!! ...thumbs up gurl
na so me sef tel am o.
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-02-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  8-02-2009 05:48 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 04:30 PM
i no see am b4 na
ok, you are forgiven. Go and Sin No More.

Rezi...take time o! Abi chips don dey your head too?
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-02-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 01:26 AM
which sin she don commit na?

Emma, abeg help me ask the Rezi o!  Undecided
Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 9-02-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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na adulteros sin ?...sorry adulteration...emm! aah... how dem dey call am ...emmm..adult sin??
Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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