Kiss and Die

There waz a boy whose parent were very strict in his upbringing.

They neva allowed him 2 meet any girl except his relatives.However he saw one of his best friend kissing a girl,he now went 2 ask his mum wat they were doing.
His mum told him it waz called kissing and that any boy who does dat 2 a girl wil die dat very minute!
On his 21st birthday he went out wit some friends who introduced him 2 one of d sweetest girls in town.The girl knew he had neva kissed b4.
When she eventually had time alone wit him,she tried 2 kiss him but he resisted.She asked him wat he waz afraid of that it wont hurt.
He said his mother said if he kissed a girl he wil die dat very minute!!
She replied dont b a baby giv me a kiss,wit dat she gav him a one hot ful kiss on d lips.
 He began 2 cry o no am going 2 die.
She said why are u going 2 die?
He replied nw i av jst kissed u n already ONE PART OF ME HAS BEGUN 2 GET STIFF!!!

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Posted: at 9-02-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ANOTHER RUBBISH

Posted: at 9-02-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol..

Posted: at 9-02-2009 09:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wey kido na?

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Posted: at 10-02-2009 10:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin u mean by edit b4 posting?

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Posted: at 10-02-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

abeg me i no undastand big english,talk am 4 pidgin

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Posted: at 10-02-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yu try..... but yu know tell us which part of the boy body dey stiff na....

Posted: at 10-02-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you no know

Posted: at 10-02-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

watin

Posted: at 10-02-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

me 2 no knw na but we fit do practical.
Wey onyin dey self mak she come kiss u so u go fit tel us which part of ur body stiff na.

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Posted: at 10-02-2009 09:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac